Also known as the Circle of Soul Stealing, a devious and powerful trap
Money=zombies. Who knew that the room with pictures of people getting killed would spawn undead things trying to kill you?
The door that cannot be reached, the wall that cannot be climbed
What do you do when you're endlessly falling?
Now you're DMing with Portals!
It sure looks like a normal doorknob...Wait a second...Did it just move?!
Consider your grip and consider just how important the iron spikes and 10 foot pole are.
Maybe in the future, you can earn money by allowing yourself to be possessed by the genius loci of Taco Bell. And then it just spews ads out of your mouth during all the times you aren't using it.