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Silveressa
July 6, 2012
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The Darkest of Winters: Session #6    Articles  (Campaign)   (Gaming - In General)

“Fly? Anyone can fly a plane, it’s easy. Landing it in one piece, now that’s a might bit trickier.” –Renee Black, clarifying her piloting skills.

“That reminds me why they tell you to put your head between your knees when assuming a crash position, it’s so you can kiss your ass goodbye.” –Jessy Hannaford, remembering basic flight safety.

Silveressa
July 6, 2012
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The Darkest of Winters: Session #5    Articles  (Campaign)   (Gaming - In General)

“And to think this time last year, my biggest worry was keeping my bowels move’n on a regular schedule.” -Jessy Hannaford, reminiscing about the good o’l days.

“Hey, that’s one upside of a zombie apocalypse; you’re never constipated for very long.” -Riley Stetson, proving there’s a positive side to every situation.

Silveressa
July 4, 2012
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The Darkest of Winters: Session #4    Articles  (Campaign)   (Gaming - In General)

 

"Don’t think for a minute just because you’re “go’in commando” it’s going to improve your gun skills or our chances of gettin out of this alive.” -Jessy Hannaford, commenting on Heather’s lack of undergarments.

“Cheap talk from the guy wearing *my* panties on his leg.” -Heather Wilks, pointing to her makeshift bandage adorning Jessy’s leg wound.

Silveressa
July 4, 2012
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The Darkest of Winters: Session #3    Articles  (Campaign)   (Gaming - In General)

“On second thought I might just get ‘mself a preachers collar and a rabbi cap, jus in case.” -Jessy Hannaford discussing the “spray and pray” method of full auto fire with Riley.

“You’d better bring a bible for your last rites as well, and shovel, ’cause if your “friendly fire” comes within spitting distance of me or my pups again, I’ll bury your grizzled, dehydrated, jerky lov’n ass on boot hill!” -Heather Wilks, still fumed about Jessy’s last full auto experience almost killing her.

“I see why they call her a hound master now, that gals one right bitch most’a the time.”-Jessy Hannaford’s quiet observation spoken to Riley.

 

Silveressa
July 4, 2012
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The Darkest of Winters: Session #2    Articles  (Campaign)   (Gaming - In General)

“Whooeee Uncle! you smell like the inside of a cows butt hole!” -Tommy Booths, commenting on his uncles new “cologne.”
“So does his breath.” -Renee Black, quietly stating the obvious.

Session #1 may be found Here.

Silveressa
July 4, 2012
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The Darkest of Winters: Intro and Prologue    Articles  (Campaign)   (Gaming - In General)

“A road trip? In this mess that used to be America? Yer outta your minds, I’d rather sleep with a rabid porcupine!” -Phil McGuire Ranch Hand on the Happy Trails Horse Ranch when asked about coming with the group to find a safer haven up north.

A Dead Reign zombie apocalypse campaign synopsis, Session #1 of 32.

Scrasamax
June 4, 2012
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7 Things I've Learned    Articles  (Humor/ Editorial)   (Gaming - In General)

snagged from a tweet, what are seven things you've learned about writing in general, writing for gaming and gamers, or for the citadel?

Kassy
May 24, 2012
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How did you start?    Articles  (Humor/ Editorial)   (Gaming - In General)

After seeing the [My First Character] thread a while ago and it newly popping up in my inbox for some reason, I thought I'd add a scroll where players could share their introduction to roleplaying.

Pariah
March 6, 2012
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Common    Articles  (Setting Building)   (Gaming - In General)

One thing holds consistent across the numerous worlds of science fiction and fantasy: everyone speaks the same language. Whether it's Lojban, English, Common, or the High Tongue of the Autumn Empire; there's one language that everyone knows, unless plot demands otherwise.

Cheka Man
November 24, 2011
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The Twelve Days of Christmas-Strolen.com Style    Articles  (Humor/ Editorial)   (Gaming - In General)

A hopefully amusing Strolen.com version of the Twelve Days of Christmas.

JohnnFour
November 7, 2011
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How To Create Deep & Compelling Magic Item Backgrounds In Just 60 Seconds    Articles  (Rules and Advice)   (Gaming - In General)

Give your magic item a quick history. Then use the history to tie a whole bunch of things together that will make you look like a genius.

Scrasamax
October 21, 2011
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Fantasy!    Articles  (Humor/ Editorial)   (Gaming - In General)

Why is psuedo-Medieval Tolkien-esque fantasy the heart of the fantasy RPG genre?

OmegaDraco
August 29, 2011
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Apportation Research    Articles  (Setting Building)   (Gaming - In General)

 

Confiscated log entries concerning research, particle scanners, micromachines, and computer software on the subject of Teleportation.

Pieh
August 7, 2011
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Strolenati Origins Pamphlet: Manfred    Articles  (Fiction)   (Gaming - In General)

There is a being we know as Manfred. His generators of randomness have aided the Citadel in times of need, but what of his career as a time-traveller? This is the first in a series uncovering the secret origins of famed Strolenati members. I fear I must type quickly, there are those who wouls not want you to read this. Will you crawl deeper into the rabbit hole?

Ancient Gamer
August 3, 2011
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A New Take on Hell    Articles  (Resource)   (Gaming - In General)

Hell. A place of suffering and torment, a often used and cliche ridden place that every GM has to relate to.

 

Raptyr
July 6, 2011
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The Leech and the Mud-Puddle    Articles  (Fiction)   (Gaming - In General)

The wide wicked world is a very dangerous place, especially for not-quite so big leeches who wish nothing so much as to be left out of thing such as wars, and wizards, and spells.

Silveressa
April 29, 2011
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Everything I learned about life from role-playing games    Articles  (Humor/ Editorial)   (Gaming - In General)

Similar to threads I've seen on other rpg sites, this is a collection of things I or others in my group have learned while role-playing. Feel free to add to the scroll with your memorable experiences at the table.

Mourngrymn
April 16, 2011
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My Favorite Characters    Articles  (Character)   (Gaming - In General)

Having remembered our first character’s, how many remember your favorite love? That character that will always travel with you in stories to every game session? The one that taught you how to role-play, or the one that brought the most laughs?

Cheka Man
April 10, 2011
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30 Ways To Be A Good Strolenite    Articles  (Rules and Advice)   (Gaming - In General)

If you follow this advice you will be able to get the best out of this site that it can offer you and you might make some new friends too.

Murometz
January 19, 2011
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93 Benefits to owning a pet Crocodile    Articles  (Humor/ Editorial)   (Gaming - In General)

Inspired by # 16 on Cheka's 30 Lizard-man Gifts in-work and Coley's Chart of O' Bashing Death. A gift from the lizard-men. A pet crocodile, as loyal as a dog.

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       By: Michael Jotne Slayer

There are reports of a monster that lurks in the tops of trees and drops down on unsuspecting people. It causes them no damage but it frightens them with a hide-like face with big dead eyes, drooling and barking like a dog while unsuccessfully attempting to have intercourse. The PCs investigate and find that it is the local village moron that is doing the spelunking in the woods. How can they explain this otherwise pleasant and merry man that it is wrong to put on a mask, drop down from trees and attempt intercourse with relatives and neighbours.

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