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Ria Hawk's comment on 2007-10-17 04:01 AM
The Ring of Tackiness

Now, most adventurers are way too smart to put on any jewelry found before having checked out first. The Ring of Tackiness is a very ugly, cheap ring that resembles a Cracker Jack prize. If held in the hand for more than half a minute, the ring puts itself on a finger, and cannot be removed by any means short of a "dispell curse" or something similar, or cutting the finger off. Putting on gloves will not help, as the ring will eat through the cloth. It always remains in sight. It does nothing else but look hideous. The command words "I found the prize!" will make the ring fall off and go inactive until the next poor sod comes along. Go to Comment
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Agar's comment on 2007-10-17 04:02 AM
Necklace of reversal

When worn, turns the wearer's head around to his back. If taken off and worn again, matches wearer's body to his head; that is, now his whole body is backwards. If they try to walk forwards, it feels like they're walking backwards. The necklace must be taken off and put on again to completly negate effect. Go to Comment
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CaptainPenguin's comment on 2007-10-17 04:02 AM
The Black Amulet of the Pit

This dark amulet, fashioned in the shape of a demon's face, was forged in the Inferno by Zolgath the Sweaty, Demon of the 8th Pit. When worn, the Black Amulet of the Pit makes the wearer's armpits sweat profusely and stink, ruining any clothing the wearer may have on. It cannot be removed, except by Zolgath himself. Go to Comment
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MoonHunter's comment on 2008-09-15 02:38 PM
Missed commenting and voting on said item. An oversight I will correct. Go to Comment
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Siren no Orakio's comment on 2007-10-17 04:16 AM
These actually turned out to be very effective:

The Frog grenade: This package of 1d4 grenades explodes as per a normal grenade. All caught in the blast radius are turned into frogs.

Two Liter Spirit Club: In future set game, a two liter cola bottle filled with holy water. used as a club against spirits.

And, one I'd never heard much more than the name of: The Great Golden Pixie Thwacker. Beyond the power to turn things pink, use your own imagination. Go to Comment
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Pieh's comment on 2009-06-05 08:30 PM
Mysterious Package of Infinite Packaging
Unwrap the Chaos
This massive box-like object is wrapped in brown paper, you tear off the brown paper to reveal more wrapping paper... and more wrapping paper, until it is quite obvious that there is no end to the wrapping paper. That's when you finally reach the prize. You tear off a chunk of paper to reveal foam packaging peanuts. An endless supply of foam packaging peanuts. You can dig and dig, the room will never get messy, and you will never get to the bottom. Jump inside and you will discover the Land of Peanuts. It's like heaven, for peanuts, but you won't know that because you will be surrounded by foam packing peanuts. This is where all the foam packing peanuts in our mortal world come from. Go to Comment
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Pieh's comment on 2009-06-05 08:31 PM
Love it! Go to Comment
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Pieh's comment on 2009-12-28 09:03 PM
The Box That Can Never Be Closed!

Once, long ago, there was a God of Mages known as Tehfayl. He was the God of the young bumbling adepts. He was quite powerful, untill banished from the Godly Realms for causing too much chaos and upsetting the natural balance of things. He was petty and lazy, and liked to use magic for everything.

Once he created this artifact, and possibly The Box That Can Not Be Opened as well, Tehfayl did not mean to create this box. He didn't even create the box itself, it was a gift from one of his worshippers. The worshipper placed the box at his feet. Tehfayl cast a simple Open/Close Object type spell, but... he kinda over did it... The Box sprung open, launching its contents (Rare spell ingredients and such) everywhere!

He was so embarrassed that he blasted the Box from his Godly Realm towards the unsuspecting world below. He has since departed out world, but his magic is still with us. This Box is a cursed artifact. It looks like a normal wooden box, put can not be kept closed, it will spring open at the worst of times. And, even worse, it infects other containers (such as backpacks and potion vials) that it comes close to.

Inspired by:
http://strolen.com/viewing/The_Box_That_Cannot_Be_Opened Go to Comment
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Pieh's comment on 2010-08-13 08:22 PM
Bruno's Temporal Nullifier

"Damnit, Edgar, you pull out that watch one more time and I'll-"
"You'll what?" *Looks at clock*
"That's it!"

Bruno then grabbed the elaborate timepiece. Yanked it, chain and all, from Edgar's pocket. Then proceeded to smash it into total disrepair with his size 14 leather boot.

"Bruno! That was a gift from my FATHER!"
"Well, just because this 'thing' is suppose to show up in- Oh SH*t, what is THAT?!"

The last that was ever seen of Bruno Gheerhardt and Edgar Tick-Tocker was a partially-melted size 14 leather boot with the face of a watch embedded in its heel.
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Cheka Man's comment on 2007-10-19 10:27 PM
If he had used it for climbing down a cravass it might have been the last thing that he ever did at all. Go to Comment
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Cheka Man's comment on 2007-10-19 10:28 PM
not good weapons for ninja-types. Go to Comment
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Cheka Man's comment on 2008-09-15 05:51 PM
Me too. 4.5 out of 5. Go to Comment
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Cheka Man's comment on 2014-04-06 01:41 PM
This is useful. Go to Comment
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Ancient Gamer's comment on 2007-10-18 08:58 PM
I am a silly person. I am the one that laughs at everything, and my friends laugh all the time too.

But when it comes to RPing, I am not laughing. I am dead serious, and I only use humour to easen up the tension when players have been through some nasty gaming. Thus, I am generally sceptical to silly items.

So I present this thread with a 3.5:
3.0 base score for ok, but not excellent, idea.
+0.5 for some clever and believable items in the scrolls. Go to Comment
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Dozus's comment on 2007-10-17 10:37 AM
Cap of Confounding

An enchanted, foreign-looking cap of very fine quality, those who look upon it are entraced by its beauty. It is nearly identical to the famous Cap of Confusion, a powerful wizard's garment that allows the wearer to bewilder and frustrate her enemies. The Cap of Confounding, however, does not work in this way.

While wearing the Cap of Confounding, one will feel quite confident in their own abilites; however, most of their abilites are unchanged. There is one notable attribute that is altered: the wearer is rendered incapable of executing mathematics. They are completely unaware of this, of course, but others are bound to notice. The arithmetical trouble affects everything to do with numbers, from simple counting to quadratic equations. The Cap of Confounding and its errors were made famous when King Utar - well known for his fine taste in haberdashery - lead his troops in the Crusade of Thalbus. In giving orders for the artillery to fire, Utar was quoted as saying "Fire at my count! Ready? One, two, five!" Go to Comment
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Murometz's comment on 2007-10-19 04:09 PM
Why not join the site, Hordling? Then you can dole out 4.5's til the cows come home.

But really, why not join us? Registration is a snap! In no time, you can be a full-fledged member! Go to Comment
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Murometz's comment on 2007-10-19 07:11 PM
well, my excuse is that I forgot :)

here you go! Go to Comment
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valadaar's comment on 2007-10-18 01:02 PM
A good example of an Entwiner! Go to Comment
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valadaar's comment on 2007-10-18 11:57 AM
Well dang, another fine list to add to... Go to Comment
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valadaar's comment on 2007-10-19 05:48 PM
Curious? Why so many contributors and so few votes? If you like it enough to add to it.... Go to Comment
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