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Mourngrymn's comment on 2012-09-25 07:43 PM
LOL ok now you did it, undead beard lice are coming Go to Comment
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Dozus's comment on 2012-10-26 10:00 AM
Only voted Go to Comment
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Murometz's comment on 2012-09-25 08:11 PM

Might this make for a better stub than sub? Dunno. But they're cute and well-named. Like Beard Flies, but spiders.


 


Beard lizard?

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Murometz's comment on 2012-10-18 11:56 AM
Thur Conan Doyle :) Nice quote! Go to Comment
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axlerowes's comment on 2012-10-16 09:38 PM
Update: I was happy to leave this a 100 word post, but as a guild dwarf I am held to higher standard. Please have at it. Go to Comment
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axlerowes's comment on 2012-10-18 11:57 AM
made more changes, but thanks, I like that guilds will force us to improve our subs
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axlerowes's comment on 2012-10-18 01:24 PM
nice one Go to Comment
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valadaar's comment on 2013-04-24 02:03 PM
Only voted Go to Comment
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olontur's comment on 2012-09-26 05:01 AM
Hahahahah! Love the Beard Lizard! Go to Comment
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Dossta's comment on 2012-09-26 12:27 PM
I'm not sure there's enough here to qualify as a sub, but it was extremely amusing. I loved the concept of beard lizards, too!
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Dossta's comment on 2012-10-18 11:47 AM
Alright, since you've specifically requested that the [Law of the Hammer] be suspended for this sub, axle, I'll break my vote down:

First, the idea of removing beard-dwelling pests in a "natural way" with spiders is absolutely brilliant. You get a solid 3 for the idea alone. The story is alright, though perhaps the parts about fighting the necromancer and his undead beard fleas would be be better included as an idea. As it is, it sort of distracts from the main idea of the sub. The added information is great, you get another .5 there.

I would raise my vote higher if you added in a little more about beard spiders and dwarven culture, perhaps add in a few plothooks to make it into more than just a flavor piece. Overall, this is still a great idea, so thank you for sharing. 3.5/5
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Dossta's comment on 2012-10-18 12:51 PM

Plot Hook: during a bawdy night at the local tavern (while off-duty), the local dwarven constable nods off briefly.  He wakes to nothing amiss, other than a mild headache and a slight numb feeling on his chin, presumably from resting his head on the table for too long.  He resumes duty, only to go into a coma a day later.  The doctors who treated him think the coma was caused by bad alcohol and are ready to dismiss the case, but the constable's deputy is suspicious.  In reality, someone took the constable's inebriation as an opportunity to plant a few cold forge spiders in his beard (which are decidedly more toxic).  They look enough like beardspiders to the untrained eye, and have blended in with his colony.  The constable will remain in a coma until the cold forge spiders are found and exterminated (the aggressive invaders bite him almost every day, keeping his system flooded with toxin).

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Tundra's comment on 2013-01-14 08:23 AM
Only voted Go to Comment
Thirty Punchlines to Dwarven Dirty Jokes
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Strolen's comment on 2012-09-26 12:23 PM
Some I just didn't get. Others were plainly obviously. At first I didn't like it, then I accepted it, then I enjoyed it. Go to Comment
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Mourngrymn's comment on 2012-09-25 05:43 PM
Definitely dwarven, but not what I was expecting. Go to Comment
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Mourngrymn's comment on 2012-09-25 08:25 PM
forgot to vote Go to Comment
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Murometz's comment on 2012-09-25 07:04 PM
This would be an easy 5 for me, if the jokes to the punchlines were included. Regardless, #'s 2,15,28, 29 made me laugh. Go to Comment
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axlerowes's comment on 2012-09-25 07:09 PM
Why can't you tell jokes online timing Go to Comment
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valadaar's comment on 2012-09-28 08:49 PM
I actually liked that you had to fill in the jokes yourself. It made me laugh :)
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Dossta's comment on 2012-09-26 12:23 PM
Amusing in its own right. I agree with Muro that including the jokes would improve the submission, but as it is I can still bring the PCs in at the tail end of a dwarven conversation (if you'll forgive the pun). Go to Comment
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