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The Bank
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Mourngrymn's comment on 2012-10-02 06:14 AM
Kind of difficult to read, which I assume was on purpose. The idea, or at least what I think of the idea, is a sound one and decently realistic to be morbid and a tad scary.

A few plot hooks and a short list of what the banks use your information for would be great. I realize putting those in are outside the transmission part of the sub but put it in for us knowledge freaks. Otherwise I like it. Go to Comment
The Bank
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Dozus's comment on 2012-11-06 07:33 AM
It's an interesting article. I would like it to be a little more clarified so I have a better understanding of what I'm looking at, rather than draw my own conclusions and risk misunderstanding you. I like the realism of the thing, though; I'm not convinced this bank doesn't already exist. Go to Comment
The Bank
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Murometz's comment on 2012-10-02 10:26 AM
Interesting. So you're poking fun at those Nigerian Bank emails we all get? I'll have you know, that no less than a "prince" from Lagos, has offered me $16,000,000 euros if I simply first "lend him" $500 for bank transfer fees. You see, he is a political prisoner, and.... Go to Comment
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valadaar's comment on 2013-05-26 08:55 PM
I like this. It gives me a certain thriller feel, like the mysterious societies in the Bourne series. Go to Comment
Beardspiders
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Strolen's comment on 2012-09-26 12:43 PM

Can't stop myself!! Leave me alone on my web tangent. I was hoping they were going to be the spiders that braided the beard. There is so much opportunity there. Lots of dwarves braid their beard. Having these spiders make "webs" out of their beard could be such and awesome thing to use!



      Beard braid/web contests.

      Stature could be based on the intricacies of the beard.

      Certain patterns could even determine their rank, job or position in the church.

      Dwarves with the best patter could sell their Beard Spiders for a high premium. However, each one sold would change the overall braid/web.

      Malicious spiders (or a bad batch) could cause all kinds of mayhem. Tie knots, tie beard to bed posts at night. Grapple onto any grass or strings or anything that gets into the beard and just be a general pain in the ass.

      Spilled ale into the beard would intoxicate the spiders. Some would improve, some would cause mayhem. Either way, they would have issues with the ale somehow.

      Embarrassing is the dwarf who can't control his beard spiders and they go up into his hair.

      Even worse is when his Dwarven lover has the same braids in her beard

      Maybe that isn't bad, maybe that is a sign of relationship, the same web/braids

      Hey, that Elf has the same Braids as Dunder the ThunderHammer. What in Hurl's Hammer!?

      Hey, that sheep has the same...

      Ok, enough, getting weird.
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Strolen's comment on 2012-09-26 12:47 PM
Can't stop myself!!

Leave me alone on my web tangent. I was hoping they were going to be the spiders that braided the beard. There is so much opportunity there. Lots of dwarves braid their beard. Having these spiders make "webs" out of their beard could be such and awesome thing to use!

  1. Beard braid/web contests.
  2. Stature could be based on the intricacies of the beard.
  3. Certain patterns could even determine their rank, job or position in the church.
  4. Dwarves with the best patter could sell their Beard Spiders for a high premium. However, each one sold would change the overall braid/web.
  5. Malicious spiders (or a bad batch) could cause all kinds of mayhem. Tie knots, tie beard to bed posts at night. Grapple onto any grass or strings or anything that gets into the beard and just be a general pain in the ass.
  6. Spilled ale into the beard would intoxicate the spiders. Some would improve, some would cause mayhem. Either way, they would have issues with the ale somehow.
  7. Embarrassing is the dwarf who can't control his beard spiders and they go up into his hair.
  8. Even worse is when his Dwarven lover has the same braids in her beard
  9. Maybe that isn't bad, maybe that is a sign of relationship, the same web/braids
  10. Hey, that Elf has the same Braids as Dunder the ThunderHammer. What in Hurl's Hammer!?
  11. Hey, that sheep has the same...
    1. Ok, enough, getting weird. Go to Comment
Beardspiders
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Strolen's comment on 2012-10-18 12:31 PM
Didn't realize I didn't vote. Extra points for any sub that gives my own creative juices a work out. Go to Comment
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Cheka Man's comment on 2012-10-24 08:35 PM
A very orginal thing from you. Go to Comment
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Cheka Man's comment on 2012-10-24 08:36 PM
Only voted Go to Comment
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Mourngrymn's comment on 2012-09-25 07:43 PM
LOL ok now you did it, undead beard lice are coming Go to Comment
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Dozus's comment on 2012-10-26 10:00 AM
Only voted Go to Comment
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Murometz's comment on 2012-09-25 08:11 PM

Might this make for a better stub than sub? Dunno. But they're cute and well-named. Like Beard Flies, but spiders.


 


Beard lizard?

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Murometz's comment on 2012-10-18 11:56 AM
Thur Conan Doyle :) Nice quote! Go to Comment
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axlerowes's comment on 2012-10-16 09:38 PM
Update: I was happy to leave this a 100 word post, but as a guild dwarf I am held to higher standard. Please have at it. Go to Comment
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axlerowes's comment on 2012-10-18 11:57 AM
made more changes, but thanks, I like that guilds will force us to improve our subs
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axlerowes's comment on 2012-10-18 01:24 PM
nice one Go to Comment
Beardspiders
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valadaar's comment on 2013-04-24 02:03 PM
Only voted Go to Comment
Beardspiders
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olontur's comment on 2012-09-26 05:01 AM
Hahahahah! Love the Beard Lizard! Go to Comment
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Dossta's comment on 2012-09-26 12:27 PM
I'm not sure there's enough here to qualify as a sub, but it was extremely amusing. I loved the concept of beard lizards, too!
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Dossta's comment on 2012-10-18 11:47 AM
Alright, since you've specifically requested that the [Law of the Hammer] be suspended for this sub, axle, I'll break my vote down:

First, the idea of removing beard-dwelling pests in a "natural way" with spiders is absolutely brilliant. You get a solid 3 for the idea alone. The story is alright, though perhaps the parts about fighting the necromancer and his undead beard fleas would be be better included as an idea. As it is, it sort of distracts from the main idea of the sub. The added information is great, you get another .5 there.

I would raise my vote higher if you added in a little more about beard spiders and dwarven culture, perhaps add in a few plothooks to make it into more than just a flavor piece. Overall, this is still a great idea, so thank you for sharing. 3.5/5
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