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Elainuk: Parna's Dark Elf Assassin
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Scrasamax's comment on 2015-02-01 10:07 AM
Interesting, what Val said basically, I wasn't expecting a transracial transgender dark elf ne hobbit assassin. Nicely executed. Go to Comment
Elainuk: Parna's Dark Elf Assassin
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axlerowes's comment on 2015-02-01 12:31 PM
Update: Instead of a picture I added stats. Used http://www.myth-weavers.com/ 3.5 character generator. Go to Comment
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axlerowes's comment on 2015-02-01 02:53 PM
Ruffle feathers .... What is up with you and birds? Go to Comment
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valadaar's comment on 2015-02-01 09:51 AM
Thats a new one for me - magical crossdressing and racing(?) assassin-hobbit. :)


Very interesting indeed!
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Aramax's comment on 2015-01-29 06:46 PM
Love the artistry of this piece.A very cool distinctive feel.The names are for the most part evocative of Tolkien to me, however, I'm starting my new scoring system so you get 4/5 Go to Comment
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Aramax's comment on 2015-02-01 02:05 PM
axel, You and I are on the same page w/this stat thing HOWEVER I very strongly suggest that you take the stats out of the body of the work and put them in an idea below the sub, I REALLY think that will ruffle the least feathers. Go to Comment
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Aramax's comment on 2015-02-01 03:02 PM
I'm like Sheldon,they both scare and fascinate me LOL, Seriously, I'm not trying to start the Protestant Reformation in the Citadel. While the difference is almost negligible, It takes into respect the wishes of the majority and allows the minority to do what they want. I do not feel that stats should be included in the body of a sub. It will send the wrong message to future Strolenites and we are not looking for a fight here
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Moonlake's comment on 2015-01-30 05:33 PM
I like the twist on the dark elf assassin stereotype but the transition from illusionary Elainuk to real Bobby was just a tad too abrupt for my taste. Still, the 500 word limit is a real constraint so did not deduct mark for that. Go to Comment
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MysticMoon's comment on 2015-01-31 08:41 AM

I am always impressed when someone can express so much in so few words. Excellent work on this. This is a character that stands out and would be fun to use for confusing players, which is always a plus :)

The summary did a good job of grabbing me.

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Shadoweagle's comment on 2015-01-29 06:02 PM
Haha, this was a fun read. Go to Comment
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Cheka Man's comment on 2015-01-22 09:08 AM
Disappointing. I thought it would be about the advantages and dis advantages of armour in rping. Go to Comment
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axlerowes's comment on 2015-01-20 07:11 AM


Serious font for two seconds: I did really struggle with the first paragraph. How much information was too much, and I agree the second sentence needs to go. Maybe the first paragraph all together. I also wasn't sure the gag about this guy thinking his gun and truck would be any use to him worked. I agree they sort of stall the pace of this.



But your comment made me also realize that this post is more or less what and where it is meant to be.



You see crucifiction, as you are new to site, what you need to understand is that I am the type of writer that quite simply....



hang on there is something going on outside, I will jus......

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axlerowes's comment on 2015-01-20 10:48 PM


Moon I can't tell if this post is funny or not, but I was going for funny. I also can't tell you the difference between a joke and satire, and that may mean I was going for both. But I didn't want to be mean, I just wanted to be funny. But I would like to make this post better at communicating the ideas and gags that are already in there. If you don't mind lets go over the first paragraph.



I wanted to convey three things. First the Eugene character’s lack of success in other fields of his life, thus mentioning the divorce and that he only held this job because of nepotism. I was hoping that these apparent failures would contrast with his arrogance and paint a self diluted and humorous caricature. Second, I wanted to communicate his relative age. By mentioning a divorce in particular it signaled that he was an adult, and his literal adulthood would contrast with his true child-like state that required he ask for his mother’s permission and explain his actions to her. Finally, I wanted to set up some geography of the location. There only two things in the picture, the demon and the church. So I was trying to place the church in a bit on context with regard to location in space and time. When writing something on the Citadel you cannot take for granted that your audience will place the events in a modern setting. A church in the Citadel could be anywhere from Domrémy-la-Pucelle, France in 1412 to the dreamscape of a Martian Cyborg as he travels back in time from the year 3000 to 13th century France. So by mentioning things like driveways, Okalahoma, Lutherans and divorce I placed the scene more or less in modern times.



Those are the things I wanted to communicate. I went back and added the first paragraph after I finished the rest of the anecdote. But I made one of the classic blunders. I assumed that my readers (all three of em) are paying attention. The better assumption is that you have to catch your reader’s attention. I think perhaps I failed to do that with the first paragraph.



I considered some other intros, that is why I couldn't finish this in 30 minutes. I will post my other intros in the comments section. Tell me what you think of those Moon, and also tell me how you would manage the above points.

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axlerowes's comment on 2015-01-20 10:50 PM


Alternate intro one.



Eugene Simons was a 32-year-old man who believed he understood the world far more than his education and professional achievements justified. Despite having no higher education and not having a full time job, Eugene was very pleased with his own intellectual capabilities and often disgusted with the lesser thought processes of most people. Eugene had always had an enthusiasm for ideas but he lacked the self-discipline and stomach for disappointment that was required for true intellectual or artistic careers. This love for ideas but distaste for the reality in which those ideas existed gave Eugene one true life path. Eugene became a Dungeon Master.



He worked part time as the ground’s keeper at a church to which his family were generous contributors. But of the 20 hours a week they paid him to be there he spent most of it scribbling notes about dungeon maps and wilderness encounters in a spiral notebook. He felt he worked better at the small basement desk they had given him next to the furnace. The rest of his week he spent watching the television or reading comic books. Both tasks he approached with an affectatious seriousness. He considered these endeavors to be important research.

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axlerowes's comment on 2015-01-20 10:50 PM


Or



Imagine one could shop for minds the way one shopped for houses. If such a thing was possible a person could not help but be struck dumb when the realtor stopped her car in front of the mind of a 32-year-old custodian named Eugene Simons. Eugene’s mind is enormous. Just in shear scope and square footage it would rival the fabled pad of Mr. Darcy or shame the stage for lazy storytelling that is Dowtown Abbey. The inside is no less spectacular in terms of scope. The rooms of Eugene’s mind are enormous. The size of ideas and concepts that these spaces could hold is absolutely stunning. And layout of this cranial castle is such that all the enormous ideas can run together. Each room opens upon another (Eugene is to old fashion a thinker for anything as efficient as a hallway) and if you were to throw open all the doors you could effectively merge scores of different ideas into one contiguous form.



But those are just the first impressions. Upon second appraisal one would be forced to notice how little furniture and material there is in these room. Yes they can hold huge ideas, but the rooms themselves are almost useless. The space is excellent for party but Eugene has poorly equipped his mental house for the day-to-day tasks of living. Additionally, there is very little light in these spaces. The windows are small and hard to access. The lack of light means that when all these ideas parade through this gigantic house they appear as little more than shadows. Details and depth cannot not be seen when something passes through these dim rooms.



Finally if one were to look a little deeper you might find something discarded in the corner. That item in the corner is our entire universe, or at least Eugene’s conception of it. Eugene took one look at the universe, and was confident he understood it all from quarks to macroeconomics to marriage to why milk is better with hot wings than beer. Eugene glanced at the universe, felt he mastered it, rolled it up into a small ball and tossed it aside so that he could parade his own poorly illuminated ideas through his great empty mind. Eugene became a dungeon master.

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axlerowes's comment on 2015-01-21 08:53 AM
Thanks for the reply, I didn't mean to imply his arrogant and self diluted nature in the original intro. I was getting at that in the joke itself. Namely when he stopped his discussion with a woman that was earth crazy, taking a piss or the devil to have a pedantic discussion regarding a 25 year old move quotation or when seeing the gigantic demon he immediately thought about it game terms and then believed that perhaps with 38 and his truck he might stand a chance. Go to Comment
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axlerowes's comment on 2015-01-21 08:18 PM
let me know if it falls more on the funny or more on the mean spot. Go to Comment
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Moonlake's comment on 2015-01-20 03:15 PM
I read this more or less after it first came out but I have trouble dealing with this as a silly sub and hence did not vote. Not sure whether this is b/c I'm a non-gamer but the joke seems lost on me (then again, I'm more of a serious minded person, I read everything as serious first until I spot the Silly freetext). I thought the funny part is the devil wants his own paladin bit but then it would appear to me that that's more of a satire as opposed to joke. Can Axle clarify this for me?

What Crux (or do you prefer CF?) pointed out with the disjointed narration I detect as well though it bothered me less. In fact, I read this as 3 separate sections: first section that has nothing to do with pic, 2nd section that is all from pic and ending that jumped ahead in time. I don't mind the loose connection b/w 1st and 2nd section that much as it's often endemic to these art inspired writings but I do find the ending a little abrupt. Then again, I think small changes to formatting (either extra line b/w second last and last paragraph or inserting a line break (the syntax is {hr} where { is replaced by <) would fix this issue.
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Moonlake's comment on 2015-01-21 12:39 AM
After reading the alternate intros, I do prefer either of them to the existing one. Of the three things you had wanted to convey, I would say that the first purpose was only partly fulfilled (in fact, I did not form the impression that Eugene was arrogant/self-diluted in this sub but failure in other realms of life was fairly explicit). Point 2 also... well, ranged from being half-way done to somewhat more than half depending on how you look at it. The fact that Eugene is an adult and the fact that he consults his mother for permission came across of course. However, I did not really put the two together as throwing light on Eugene's character in the way you aimed for. So the only point that came out very well for me was point 3 with very concrete nailing down of time and place (modern day Oklahama, a church). The real problem with the first paragraph as I see it is possibly that too much stuff packed into too brief a paragraph b/c besides these 3 things you singled out, you also introduce a hook to the demon appearance through mentioning the association of D&D to the devil.

Now take alternate intro 1: first point abt Eugene being self-diluted fully conveyed, I don't think the contrast of failure in other aspects of his life would add value if added here. Same with point 2, I don't think losing the immature mindset relative to physical age is really a loss in characterisation. Pt 3, this moves away from the concrete naming of actual location but the element of a modern day setting and a church are still intact.

Intro 2, like Intro 1, ticks all 3 boxes in terms of what you want to convey (the only loss here is the church setting but you can always introduce it in next paragraph). I also prefer it to intro 1 because I feel that the analogy of Eugene's mind as a house waiting to be bought is more intriguing and better able to draw readers in. But that's me. Others may prefer intro 1 for its simple efficiency. Go to Comment
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Moonlake's comment on 2015-01-21 04:16 PM
Saw the change and liked it. Will come back to vote a bit later. Go to Comment
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