I find myself liking this character, and this line,
-King Lorenzo’s boots: As mentioned, these boots are supposedly enchanted so that they will never fall apart. When one asks Vairs about them, he’ll just reply, "All I care about is the fact that they fit me."
Hey scotsman, I'm going to take that "#27." out of the title for you. Holler back if you prefer to have it there. Lance-Lieutenant Hailland Vairs sounds considerably better than 27. Lance-Lieutenant Hailland Vairs. And is easier to find/search for :)