You know,this item is actually worthy of a full 5/5,but cruelty to animals has always been a big turn off for me,so I'm going to have to deduct one point for that. I apologize if you think that's an an insult,but my little biases rule me with a firm hand. Go to Comment

An awesomely well done post Wogden. It is entertaining and at the same time makes us question why we are entertained by screaming rodents bursting into flames. The backstory is well done, avoiding any one blame for the creation of the rodents.

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Surprise bump! Go to Comment

Wodgen, you should be ashamed of yourself - that is truly evil - funny though

I must say, I do like the multiple theories on the Shrews' creation

Regarding evolutionary advantage, I agree with manfred - in fact, in a magical universe, such an ability just might evolve naturally

Sick, but I wish I'd though of it - 5/5 Go to Comment

Dude, this is GREAT stuff. I am envisioning a "Castle Argggggh" Scenario with a french taunter and everything. I'm SO using these things. I have an upcoming super-battle to wage, might be just the ticket.

On a side note, this got me so giddy, I turned into surfer dude for a brief moment.

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Dear God, I feel so evil after writing this. *shudder* Go to Comment

They come that size to begin with. Go to Comment

Dear god... It's Beautiful...

I mean *insert animal rights stuff*
I enjoy ecosystyems, and never thought of a component such as this. I have to give you full points for this Wogden, it can be no other way. Go to Comment

Them's some huge shrews. So, how do they reach that size before combusting? Go to Comment

The suicide chicken. Go to Comment

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I love a good shrew and what could be better than a flaming shrew to fling at someone. Rock on Go to Comment

This a damn entertaining read and a fun idea.

I could see these things evolving, what predator would eat and exploding animal.

This post deserves more attention. Go to Comment

Need normal sized ones to use as sling ammunition!

Cool! :) Go to Comment

Twisted and oddly fitting. Definitely a way to spice up a castle siege for jaded players. Go to Comment

Noooo! Not the shrews! They're so adorable! I love this submission so much, butcause as much as I love tiny fuzzy things I love tiny fuzzy things turned deadly more. 

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This is a good one! Opens up lots of different scenerios in my mind which is my favorite. Combined with the plot it rises above. Not sure if I would want to make them widely used or just have the one. Go to Comment

Very good.

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This is a great item. It is generic and useful, yet it has a "historical"/ "legendary" origin. A couple of nice touches for this item. Go to Comment

Simplicity itself! Give me a good ol' severed hand over a magical artefact with all those new-fangled lights and special effects, anyday!

*Cue Adams Family Soundtrack*

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