This is just VILE!

Poop-spraying, ass-snipping, seagull-summoning, object-stealing, TOILET FROM HELL!

I like it.

Go to Comment

It's fun - and sparks ideas about other cursed items of hygiene - toothbrushes, razors, combs, etc.

Go to Comment

The toilet from Hell.

Go to Comment

I second Val, I remembered a certain gate with a smile and a nod when I read his comment.

Go to Comment

Hehehe! Clever sub infested one! I truly enjoyed the backgrpund story. Well done! Go to Comment

I actually have nothing to say on this. I think it baffled me.

Go to Comment

lol why downrate? Go to Comment

That is a grand question as it is unclear to me as to why the object went nuts to begin with. Maybe I just missed it somewhere. Go to Comment

I enjoyed the irreverant tale. Cleverly written, funny and gross. Oh and quite usable (and I will...use it that is). Nice linkage to your other items. Good stuff. Plus what Silveressa said.

Go to Comment

 

Corran could have just gone outside and used the woods, and I bet he would have too had his wife not been ashamed or embaressed that her husband was squatting in the reeds like a dog.   I guess the moral of this story is that you can't please you wife all of the time and to attempt it is to raise the monkey's paw.  

Poop jokes. toilet humor, a lament for the married man and unconvential magic items. You cover a lot here sir. Well done. 

Go to Comment

I do like sentient objects - well done!

 

Go to Comment

Funny and fun, a good reminder not all magical inventions turn out for the best or wind up cherished by their creators.

Adding in a curse to have it always return to the person it was recently given to until they can successfully give it away to someone who will accept the gift would be a fun addition. (After it's true nature is known the poor sod owning it will have to haul it about to a far off town or land to properly dispose of it, leading to more then a few fun adventures especially if he has to hire the characters to protect him during the travels..)

This would also make a wedding great gift to any lovely couple from a jealous suitor who lost out. 

A fun item to toss in with goblin treasure as well for the greedy adventures to get their paws on (especially with the aforementioned curse suggestion.

Go to Comment

The chamber pot is so making an appearance in the empires dungeon next session, after being locked up with this thing for an evening I'm sure even the bravest rogues will confess to their crimes and feel proper repentance.

Go to Comment

*shrugs* I have three guesses as to why:

#1: An accident, someone meant to click the + instead of the - and mis-clicked. once a comment is voted up or down it's impossible to change one's vote.

#2: They felt a comment saying someone has nothing to say is pointless and a waste of space? (Sort of like commenting by saying "no comment")

#3; A new user thought the + or - was used for a different purpose, such as moving the comment higher or lower in the list? (It actually would be helpful to be able organize the comments one felt was useful, be it adventure ideas or helpful insight.)

Really though it's only 1 xp so it's not like it really makes much difference in the grand scheme of things. (One makes that every day they log in after a refresh after all) Go to Comment

One question I just thought of, did the initial christening of the seagulls droppings leave any noticeable mark or sign on the pot?

Go to Comment

The means to discovering this answer have placed a great multitude of lives in great danger... would YOU dare to look inside to find out?

;) Go to Comment

Update: AGH I FORGOT TO HIT THE BBCODE TRANSLATE BUTTON AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH Go to Comment

Wedding gift. XD
That comment really made me smile. Go to Comment

Update: Corran freetext added. Also changed the making of the item to explicitly reference the Blade of Intuition, which also now references this. Go to Comment

It would have turned out perfectly if not for the seagull. I'll make sure to edit that in once I'm not at work. Go to Comment