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the Wanderer's comment on 2006-12-19 08:47 PM
I like it. Unique, interesting, nice story behind it....well done. Go to Comment
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manfred's comment on 2005-07-28 01:48 PM
It certainly sounds like problems.

As for the army, note the effect's short duration. As for the children, much depends on how quickly the "chocolate" proves lethal... anyway it would be hard to gather a sufficient number of children without becoming too suspicious.

Also, think of the amount of the stuff needed... there have to be many freshly deceased undead, with the spell cast quickly on them, to create the base of this item.

Conquering the world ain't that easy. If it were so, I would be already your only lord and master... or some other Citadelian. :)


But certainly, it is a gruesome thought, worthy of an evil Necromancer. Go to Comment
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Ria Hawk's comment on 2004-08-26 05:56 PM
Obviously, you have never been around depressed and/or PMSing women much. Go to Comment
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CaptainPenguin's comment on 2004-08-24 09:30 PM
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MoonHunter's comment on 2005-10-31 11:43 PM
The potion has a taste remeniscent of chocolate milk :)

You know... I missed that reading it before. I think it became more macabe and horrific because it tastes like something so "common". Go to Comment
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MoonHunter's comment on 2006-02-03 01:05 PM
Updated: updated for a spelling error Go to Comment
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MoonHunter's comment on 2006-02-03 01:57 PM
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Siren no Orakio's comment on 2004-08-26 02:42 PM
Now I have horrible, horrible visions of zombies shambling abount, muttering 'Chooocolaaaaaaate! Choooocolaaaaaaaate!'. Thanks bunches.

5/5 Go to Comment
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Shadoweagle's comment on 2004-08-24 09:16 PM
20:48:01 Michael_Jotne_Slayer Melkesjokolade= A norwegian Milk chocolate,..... Nøtter=Nuts

20:48:07 Michael_Jotne_Slayer Want some?

20:48:28 Shadoweagle Melkesjokolade... what an awesome name

20:48:59 Ria_Hawk Cool! *pounces and gobbles it all up*

20:49:38 Michael_Jotne_Slayer Why`? What is awesome about it? Does it sound like a fantasy name for a legendary dragon to you?

20:50:09 Michael_Jotne_Slayer Not meant sarcastic, just wondering...

20:51:28 Shadoweagle It just sounds like such an overly signifigant name, for milk chocolate

20:51:56 Shadoweagle It sounds like some chemical which, when poured on soil, will make evil minions arise from it!

20:51:58 Shadoweagle er...

20:52:03 Shadoweagle or something like that Go to Comment
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Shadoweagle's comment on 2004-08-24 09:24 PM
In training, Michael :D

Someone who had just started learning the dark arts can use this until he is powerful enough to call upon his own undead ^^

Oh, and er, the sick:Creative ratio is about 7:5 Go to Comment
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Scrasamax's comment on 2004-08-24 10:34 PM
It can be a hard life for a fledgling servant of evil, with all of those goody-goody heros running about, all hot a bothered to find a villian to smash up.

I think this would also be a cool potion to use as an assassination poison. The milk chocolate flavor is a really nice touch.

4/4 Go to Comment
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EchoMirage's comment on 2004-08-25 04:36 AM
Ummm! Tasty! In German, it'd be Milchschokolade. I sure did not know swetts could be used to raise the dead... i just thought they could spoil your teeth and make you fat :D
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EchoMirage's comment on 2004-08-31 06:08 AM
Tell me... the S.O. of a friend of mine will assault any chocolate she sees with a flying leap, and does not break off squares like normal people do ... she BITES the chocolate off, and STUFFS her face with it. 200g in one session is NOT unusual. Go to Comment
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Cheka Man's comment on 2007-12-21 08:16 PM
*puts it in the Christmas stocking of someone who I dislike*. 5/5 Go to Comment
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Michael Jotne Slayer's comment on 2004-08-24 09:23 PM
What can I say?
Funny what an innocent chat may produce when sick/creative minds are involved in the chat...
A question though, can a necromancer that is too weak too create his own living dead be called a necromacer? Go to Comment
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Dragon Lord's comment on 2005-07-29 08:29 AM
Minor point Roack - just because someone is thinking of world domination, doesn't mean he/she is actually powerful enough to be able to do it - more likely he/she is simply deranged (now there's a scenario waiting to happen if ever I saw one)

Now to the Melkesjokolade - chocolate flavoured undead creation potion - what a beautifully sick idea

Considerable difficulty in making it though - balances it out quite nicely - (novice dark mage say "pity about that")

Neat idea - 4/5

BTW Shadoweagle - are you sure the Sick:Creative ratio is that low â I'd have put it at 2:1 at the very least Go to Comment
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Roack's comment on 2005-07-28 07:02 AM
I have problems.
Halow's eve: Crazy twisted Necromancer solidifies Melkesjokolyde and gives it to children. Town overrun with toddler zombies. (S)he then reanimate all the corpses (both the children and their newly slaughtered parents,) and sends them forth to bring him/her new bodies. come next year, (s)he hides his/her minions and starts on another town, repeats this until a significant army is built up, then conquers the world, and posiibly even the multiverse... Go to Comment
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Roack's comment on 2005-07-28 04:43 PM
The potion itself would yes have a short duration, but if (s)he is powerful enough to consider world domination (s)he should be able to cast a few pretty powerful spells... Go to Comment
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Roack's comment on 2005-07-31 04:19 AM
Sorry, should have said Reallistically consider world domination. Go to Comment
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Pariah's comment on 2006-03-19 08:56 PM
Okay, I know I read this before. Just never voted. I like chocolate. Go to Comment
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