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Silveressa's comment on 2008-12-16 06:13 AM
Beautiful Brew

Also nicknamed "one night brew," and "Maloney's makeover" after the original brew master.

Fist conceived by Maloney "Pock Mark" Mckay, a rather average overweight gentleman with bad facial scarring from a childhood sickness that had much trouble finding amicable companionship for the evenings. Before long like most men, he noticed how regular booze, when fed to gals in sufficient quantities would at times change their minds about going home with him for the evening.

Unfortunately for Maloney, the amount of booze often needed for an evening on Friday night would leave him nearly broke the rest of the following week thereafter. After some careful discussion with a local illusionist and alchemist the first of his wonderful drinks was brewed, in a specially enchanted cask.

Beautiful brew, much like the names implies, makes the imbiber appear much more handsome or beautiful then normal, the sweet fruity scent of the brew working on a subtle magical level to make them more appealing as well to both genders. (Something that can cause a fair amount of brawls and embarrassment to first time drinkers of the brew depending on their persuasions) Combined with the increased self confidence only 120 proof alcohol can provide, it helped Maloney, and in time many others, to find companionship without spending a fortune.

It has also found use among those that find their remaining options for nightly companionship dwindling in appearance, and wish to at least enjoy the illusion of a night with a girl or guy more beautiful/handsome than they can possibly imagine.

Another, less spoken of use, is by instigators of bar room brawls. A few drinks before hand and their appearance is such that no one can positively identify them later as the "one who started it." Go to Comment
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Ted's comment on 2011-03-28 03:57 PM


WINDOW OF FURIOUS SHATTERING



Upon being broken, these windows emit the loudest possible shattering sound possible, spraying shards of glass everywhere without actually hurting anyone!


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tinypoisonousfish's comment on 2010-01-09 09:46 PM
Yeah, that was my idea, improvised weapons at full proficiency, great way to go. In Arcanis there's a class called the Savonan Sensate, part charming street rake and part drunken master. Go to Comment
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tinypoisonousfish's comment on 2010-01-09 11:04 PM
Neunhauser's Stein

This handsome but burly drinking glass was made in honor of a famed local hero of times past, one Dieter Neunhauser of Landshut, a commoner who distinguished himself in the brutal War of Cantons by discovering he held the hidden talent of battle rage like the savage berserkers of old. After the war Dieter was presented with a valuable glass stein by the town brew master for saving his two sons, the sides emblazoned with the family crest, a rampant bear protecting the town walls. Unfortunately, Dieter's berserker rage also manifested when he drank heavily, and for a war hero the drinks came fast and free. One night a particularly grim bar fight broke out and Dieter shattered it on a brawny patron's head, much to his disgrace the following morning. A traveling wizard took pity on Dieter's plight and mended the broken stein with a spell, thereafter making it glassteel so it could not be shattered again. Years went by and Dieter finally passed from this life, remembered fondly by giving his stein an honored place on a shelf behind the bar. Occasionally the glass is taken down and given to honor heroes of the day and others who have distinguished themselves.

Unfortunately, what the kind wizard who mended the stein did not know was that some of Dieter's blood remained on the stein shards, sealed forever in unbreakable glass, and together with the sympathetic hero worship associated with this lauded vessel, Dieter's restless spirit has found a way to return.

Should anyone be holding Neunhauser's Stein and be inebriated or a fight break out - or any other cause for insult or fighting should come to pass - they must resist being possessed by a mild anger which will shortly turn to berserker rage should any cause whatsoever be given for a fight. Any attacks made with Neunhauser's Stein are at no penalty, the vessel doing damage as a mace. Go to Comment
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tinypoisonousfish's comment on 2010-01-10 08:54 AM
Only voted Go to Comment
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Peppe Pepis's comment on 2009-08-17 10:00 AM
Living Tables of Security and Order

'Baldhead' Mollsen was very upset when his young son decided to abandon the safe barkeeper's career and to dedicate his life to adventuring and the studying of magic. Well, after twelve years he finally changed his mind, when he received for his birthday this couple of animated tables.

They seem to be able to smell adrenaline and violence: when things get really rough these two tables jump up and roundkick anyone who doesn't freeze.
Mollsen himself is safe with his special protection amulet, of course. And, as the tables seem to be very respectful of other furniture, his tavern hasn't seen much demolition since that birthday. Go to Comment
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MysticMoon's comment on 2011-03-28 05:30 PM


I love it.


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Wand of Illusory Sound
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manfred's comment on 2007-02-05 10:01 AM
An okay submission, the little distracting item that you just can see being made and used to good effect. It's nothing major or amazing - but then, it doesn't need to be. Compact and neat. Go to Comment
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MoonHunter's comment on 2007-02-06 12:10 AM
A nice basic item. This seems like a general item, rather than a "one of a kind". (That is good because the story element really didn't do much for me.)

It can a sound to sound like ? and others odd sentence bits made much less than it could be. This one needs a bit of editing before it is ready from primetime. Voted now, will delete and revote when you edit. Go to Comment
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Cheka Man's comment on 2007-02-05 04:20 PM
Only voted Go to Comment
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Murometz's comment on 2007-02-05 06:50 PM
I like it. Lots of fun can be had with the wand. I'm a fan of quirky items that cause the PCs to develop headaches. This certainly qualifies! Go to Comment
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valadaar's comment on 2007-02-05 10:24 AM
A useful little item.

On sentance needs to be chopped up a little or restructured:

The sound cannot be located simply because it is an illusion and is entirely in the person's head, part of the mild insanity caused by such an unnerving sound can cause the target to think he has an idea as to the direction of the sound only to prove him incorrect (which can be unnerving).

Otherwise, useful and logical. Go to Comment
Cult of the Red Pantheon
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MoonHunter's comment on 2006-09-16 10:55 AM
This seems incomplete. I feel like I am missing some pieces. It should go back to Pieh's sandbox/ working space until it is ready to be released. Go to Comment
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Scrasamax's comment on 2006-09-16 07:44 AM
This is interesting, though it could stand some polishing...a good bit of polishing. The two godlings are certainly powerful, and unless this is set in an anime style superfantasy well out of the normal PC's ability to confront. While there is nothing wrong with the idea of a military coup and a magical backed elven revolution (elven bolsheviks?) the power is just too high. Go to Comment
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axlerowes's comment on 2006-10-04 03:02 PM
Not overly drawn out. They are solid one dimensonal villians that a group of heroic PCs could really sink their teeth into. Go to Comment
Dugfar's Dangerous Dwarven Drilling Dirigible
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Strolen's comment on 2008-04-20 09:02 AM
I like the names. Especially if it was named by its inventor who knows he annoys the elders and continues to do so with the name. Imagine the flourish of introducing the newest invention to the counsel. :)

Mabye a little too much for my light magic taste but a fun submission to think about! Go to Comment
Dugfar's Dangerous Dwarven Drilling Dirigible
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MoonHunter's comment on 2005-12-08 05:02 PM
Silly. Why would they, the technical people, call it a Dirigible? Illiteration is cute, but in this case annoying... to me. Go to Comment
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Pieh's comment on 2005-12-11 11:40 PM
It's just a snazzy name for the submission, they would probably just call it a Tunneling Machine, or something practical like that. Go to Comment
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Scrasamax's comment on 2005-12-05 03:08 PM
I absolutely love the name, and the fact that it was not automatically palmed off onto the mechanically minded gnomes. (Shakes fist at gnomes). The idea seems fairly well fleshed out, and has a plausible backstory. Even Dufgar (who is never described) seems easy for me to imagine. (A young dwarf not yet grown into his beard)

Now for the axe. There are several grammatical and capitalization flaws that need to be ironed out, but nothing that inspires the wrath of the average reader.

Good luck with this, I don't how others will respond to the normally non-magic using dwarves having a magical tunneling machine. Go to Comment
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EchoMirage's comment on 2010-10-09 06:16 AM


What Strolen said: Dugfar would have been exuberant at his first major creation, overflowing with poetry and joy. It's Dugfar's, it's Dangerous, because that's awesome, of course it's Dwarven, it does Dig, and man, for one last D... Dirigible! Tadaaa.


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