3. The Empty
This is known to have been the best beer ever made, with the best head of foam and the richest taste. The color was the perfect shade of amber, the sort that choirs of angels sing of. Too bad someone already drank it. Go to Comment
30 Beers Articles (Campaign)
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Perhaps beer number three can be the "Beer which we do not speak of", the "Nameless One", the kind of beer ordered only with head nods, eye contact, innuendo, and large sums of cash. The type of beer they go in the back for, the beer that is served in its own idiosyncratic glass, the beer that the cooler guy standing next to you at the bar always has but you are too naïve and proud to ask for. Beer number 3 is the type of beer that could never be referred to as a brewsque or a cold one. It no doubt is an experience to shame those elves sipping sugar wine and those dwarves who toss whiskey in their stouts and call it angel shit. Beer number three is the less filling, tastes great champagne of beers that earns blue ribbons from here to the Rockies. A beer so good that that were the devil to buy a six-pack the entire host of heavenly angels would descend to earth to reclaim it, because there could be no hell in a place where this draft is cracked.
Who wants to give this beer a name? Stout, ale, pilsner, lager -none apply- this beer knows things those schools of brewing could never teach. This brew has no ass. Every sip of this enigmatic balance of hops, yeast and grain is as crisp and fresh as the first. It is said that the Gods could only lay the land atop the sea cause they floated so many of these kegs. You cant give this beer a name, because then you could ask for it.