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93 Benefits to owning a pet Crocodile
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Silveressa's comment on 2011-01-21 03:38 PM
Thanks! :) Go to Comment
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Silveressa's comment on 2011-01-21 05:09 PM


44. Every adventurer will want to buy you a drink and maybe even dinner to hear the tale behind how you acquired such a rare pet. 



45. Bards will want to compose songs about such a legendary warrior and their croc pet!



46. Worrying about muggers while staggering back to the inn blind drunk is no longer a concern!



47. Add a makeshift bearskin rug over the top of your croc and you have a crazed beast of legend sure to frighten dim witted barbarian and goblin tribes!



48. With a little ventriloquism you have a reliable witness/interrogator no ones going to second guess.



49. Assuming the croc's female and has mated you have priceless baby crocs to sell. Who wouldn't be willing to pay a fortune for a croc pet of their own?



50. If possessing fewer scruples then the average person you can also regularly sell ostrich or other monster eggs for a hefty profit, claiming they're the fertile eggs of your croc. (And when they never hatch, well gee, that's too bad, must be the new owner didn't care for the egg properly, not your fault, too late now!)



51. With some special training a saltwater croc can make one seriously wicked surfboard. Go to Comment
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Silveressa's comment on 2011-01-21 05:11 PM
#44-#51 taken care of! Go to Comment
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Silveressa's comment on 2011-07-23 12:24 AM


67. It's a ready made (if rough) canvas for your artwork, paint on some ancent war cries in orcish and stick figures and you have some  "fracking voodoo magic mon" sure to terrify the ignorant enemies.



68. Collect the droppings and sell them as fertilizer to the farmers.



69. Or dry them for fire wood!



70. Those little birds that love to pick the bits of flesh out of the crocs mouth (Egyptian plover) can be tasty in a stew.



71. The bird feathers can be nice for blow guns or small arrows too.



72. Evasion: Rub up against the crocidle and you'll have a musky scent to keep those blood hounds off your trail.


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Silveressa's comment on 2011-07-23 12:25 AM


Aye, and helped inspire me to add 67-73, many thanks!

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Silveressa's comment on 2011-07-23 12:31 AM


73. Smear soem croc droppings on your weapon/arrow head and you can make some nasty wounds sure to get infected and kill or slow down an enemy over time.


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Silveressa's comment on 2012-06-06 06:20 PM

74. By (falsely?) claiming the croc is your chosen romantic partner/mate you can easily avoid those pesky arranged marriages or annoying proposals from rescued damsels in distress.


75. Croc breath, the quickest way to make your own questionable personal hyegine no longer a noticeable issue.


76. Adding Croc teeth to your club/clothing/necklace will be much easier then ever before! (The average croc regrows over 3000 teeth in their lifetime.)


 


 


 

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Silveressa's comment on 2012-06-06 06:25 PM
74-76 added, ever closer to 101! Go to Comment
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Silveressa's comment on 2012-06-26 11:45 PM
80. A secure storage area, simply place your valuable diamonds or what not in a waterproof undigestable pouch, coat in putrid juices and feed to the croc. It'll be safe and secure for a fairly long time. (Until the next time the croc does it business anyway.) Go to Comment
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Kassy's comment on 2012-06-28 07:47 AM
I like the way the title is updated :)

Would love to see this reach 101. Go to Comment
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Kassy's comment on 2012-06-28 10:09 PM
4.5/5

Vote added. Go to Comment
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Moonlake's comment on 2011-02-24 10:11 PM


62. Extra recreation activity- train your pet croc!



63. Opens up a new career path as animal trainer



64. Provides a quick way of earning some money when short on cash- surely the novelty of seeing a croc performing ‘tricks’ on command will draw some spectators



65. Be renowned for the entirely new unique “fighting with a croc at your side” style of combat

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Moonlake's comment on 2012-06-26 07:48 PM
77. New way to throw off pursuits- join a travelling circus/entertainment caravan as a trainer of crocs

78. Along the same line as 77, this is an effective way to join a travelling circus/entertainment caravan which you might need to get close for some purpose (eg. murder investigation, need to get close to a particular member to retrieve sth or get info etc.)

79. Hire your croc out as a mount for a river-side cruise when you need money Go to Comment
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Moonlake's comment on 2012-06-26 07:54 PM
Nearly 80 now Go to Comment
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Moonlake's comment on 2013-05-04 07:59 PM
92. A new way to sneak up on enemy vessels in the middle of the night- ride your croc to it and climb aboard!

93. Pioneer a new fashion in camouflage wear- croc-skin suits (to be used when swimming along your pet croc on vessels spying missions). Of course, said suits are made of normal clothing materials instead of real croc-skin (you don't want to upset your little pet croc on its sensitive spot) Go to Comment
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Forganthus's comment on 2012-06-29 06:16 PM
I like anything that encourages awesome pets. A toast! 4.5/5! Go to Comment
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Forganthus's comment on 2012-06-29 06:26 PM
84. If your croc does end up as a handbag or a pair of sexy crocskin boots (see #13), you are only one Raise Dead away from getting your buddy back. Your dead, wearable buddy!

85. Disposing of the witnesses. I'd like to see you raise the vizier as a zombie now!

86. Picking up chicks. Although the chicks might be lizardfolk/dragonkin/naga. Tell them they can ride ol' Greeny back to your place.

87. Turning winches. Crocs are really good at rolling/turning.

88. Ambushing stuff near water. Alternatively, begin the Great Zebra Genocide. Were-zebras don't have a chance. (I have an idea for a campaign!) Go to Comment
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Forganthus's comment on 2012-06-29 06:35 PM
89. Be a ranger with a crocodile who goes on long solo journeys (with his croc). Die in some out-of-the-way-place. The well-trained croc eats you and swims back home where your friends can notice that he is burping out all your jewelry and resurrect your undigested remains. Lassie would actually tire herself out trying to drag you back, but you'd actually give Ol' Greeny the calories he needs to make it.

90. Spellbook. Crocodiles have a lot of durable surface area. As a bonus, you'll look a lot more badass than the other wizards with their toads and whatnot.

91. It gets a lot easier to fake your own death. Go to Comment
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MysticMoon's comment on 2011-02-24 08:30 AM


 



58. Guard duty. There's nothing like waking up to find ol' croc wagging its tail with a brigand's arm in its maw.


 


59. Gifts on the doorstep. Who doesn't want to step outside to find a mostly-rotten, water-logged corpse in front of the door?


 


60. Entertaining children. With a little practice, you can teach the critter to help you enact a play about how you slew that fearsome dragon. At the end, the little toddlers can pet the star.
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MysticMoon's comment on 2012-06-29 03:04 PM
81. An extra vote. If the party is having a disagreement about what course of action to follow, just clear your throat, make some meaningful glances at the croc, and repeat your idea.

82. Green Retriever. Train it to act like a retriever and you'll never again have to go tromping into the bog to grab up that bird you just shot down.

83. Clearing tracks. Have the croc follow along behind the party while everyone walks single-file and your beloved pet will wipe away all tracks. Go to Comment
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