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93 Benefits to owning a pet Crocodile
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Moonlake's comment on 2012-06-26 06:48 PM
77. New way to throw off pursuits- join a travelling circus/entertainment caravan as a trainer of crocs

78. Along the same line as 77, this is an effective way to join a travelling circus/entertainment caravan which you might need to get close for some purpose (eg. murder investigation, need to get close to a particular member to retrieve sth or get info etc.)

79. Hire your croc out as a mount for a river-side cruise when you need money Go to Comment
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Moonlake's comment on 2012-06-26 06:54 PM
Nearly 80 now Go to Comment
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Moonlake's comment on 2013-05-04 06:59 PM
92. A new way to sneak up on enemy vessels in the middle of the night- ride your croc to it and climb aboard!

93. Pioneer a new fashion in camouflage wear- croc-skin suits (to be used when swimming along your pet croc on vessels spying missions). Of course, said suits are made of normal clothing materials instead of real croc-skin (you don't want to upset your little pet croc on its sensitive spot) Go to Comment
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Forganthus's comment on 2012-06-29 05:16 PM
I like anything that encourages awesome pets. A toast! 4.5/5! Go to Comment
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Forganthus's comment on 2012-06-29 05:26 PM
84. If your croc does end up as a handbag or a pair of sexy crocskin boots (see #13), you are only one Raise Dead away from getting your buddy back. Your dead, wearable buddy!

85. Disposing of the witnesses. I'd like to see you raise the vizier as a zombie now!

86. Picking up chicks. Although the chicks might be lizardfolk/dragonkin/naga. Tell them they can ride ol' Greeny back to your place.

87. Turning winches. Crocs are really good at rolling/turning.

88. Ambushing stuff near water. Alternatively, begin the Great Zebra Genocide. Were-zebras don't have a chance. (I have an idea for a campaign!) Go to Comment
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Forganthus's comment on 2012-06-29 05:35 PM
89. Be a ranger with a crocodile who goes on long solo journeys (with his croc). Die in some out-of-the-way-place. The well-trained croc eats you and swims back home where your friends can notice that he is burping out all your jewelry and resurrect your undigested remains. Lassie would actually tire herself out trying to drag you back, but you'd actually give Ol' Greeny the calories he needs to make it.

90. Spellbook. Crocodiles have a lot of durable surface area. As a bonus, you'll look a lot more badass than the other wizards with their toads and whatnot.

91. It gets a lot easier to fake your own death. Go to Comment
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MysticMoon's comment on 2011-02-24 07:30 AM


 



58. Guard duty. There's nothing like waking up to find ol' croc wagging its tail with a brigand's arm in its maw.


 


59. Gifts on the doorstep. Who doesn't want to step outside to find a mostly-rotten, water-logged corpse in front of the door?


 


60. Entertaining children. With a little practice, you can teach the critter to help you enact a play about how you slew that fearsome dragon. At the end, the little toddlers can pet the star.
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MysticMoon's comment on 2012-06-29 02:04 PM
81. An extra vote. If the party is having a disagreement about what course of action to follow, just clear your throat, make some meaningful glances at the croc, and repeat your idea.

82. Green Retriever. Train it to act like a retriever and you'll never again have to go tromping into the bog to grab up that bird you just shot down.

83. Clearing tracks. Have the croc follow along behind the party while everyone walks single-file and your beloved pet will wipe away all tracks. Go to Comment
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MysticMoon's comment on 2012-06-29 02:05 PM
This is too much fun. How did I never vote on it?

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caesar193's comment on 2012-11-28 10:10 PM
Don't we all? >=) Go to Comment
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caesar193's comment on 2012-11-28 10:12 PM
If lol's were HoHs, you would have made a record, murometz. I need one. What enemy dares to stand in front of the barbarian and his croc, Snuggles? Go to Comment
30 Halfling Gifts (For Services Rendered)
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manfred's comment on 2010-11-11 02:18 PM


Lovely list! Perfect!


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Pieh's comment on 2010-10-05 03:44 PM
I love the wide variety of styles shown within, with some seriousness and a little silliness, it really is a marvel to behold. Can we do 30 Orcish Gifts (For services rendered, of course), next? I think that could be another fun one. Good show, guys! Go to Comment
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Pieh's comment on 2010-11-13 06:08 AM


Congrats on going Golden to Muro, and the rest of the crew! I love these collaborations. We should try to set up a monthly (weekly? bi-weekly?) collaboration submission just to produce more submissions of this quality and effort.


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Scrasamax's comment on 2010-10-05 10:36 PM
I detect large amounts of win in this sector, captain Go to Comment
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EchoMirage's comment on 2010-10-06 06:50 AM
"The hero of Canton is... Jayne!" Go to Comment
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EchoMirage's comment on 2010-10-06 06:50 AM
We shall mine this win for all it is worth! Go to Comment
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Cheka Man's comment on 2010-10-05 01:27 PM
Very amusing and a great 30. 5/5 Go to Comment
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Cheka Man's comment on 2010-10-05 08:17 PM
I've allready started it. Go to Comment
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Cheka Man's comment on 2010-11-13 09:36 AM


That sounds like a good idea.


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