84. If your croc does end up as a handbag or a pair of sexy crocskin boots (see #13), you are only one Raise Dead away from getting your buddy back. Your dead, wearable buddy!
85. Disposing of the witnesses. I'd like to see you raise the vizier as a zombie now!
86. Picking up chicks. Although the chicks might be lizardfolk/dragonkin/naga. Tell them they can ride ol' Greeny back to your place.
87. Turning winches. Crocs are really good at rolling/turning.
88. Ambushing stuff near water. Alternatively, begin the Great Zebra Genocide. Were-zebras don't have a chance. (I have an idea for a campaign!) Go to Comment
89. Be a ranger with a crocodile who goes on long solo journeys (with his croc). Die in some out-of-the-way-place. The well-trained croc eats you and swims back home where your friends can notice that he is burping out all your jewelry and resurrect your undigested remains. Lassie would actually tire herself out trying to drag you back, but you'd actually give Ol' Greeny the calories he needs to make it.
90. Spellbook. Crocodiles have a lot of durable surface area. As a bonus, you'll look a lot more badass than the other wizards with their toads and whatnot.
91. It gets a lot easier to fake your own death. Go to Comment
58. Guard duty. There's nothing like waking up to find ol' croc wagging its tail with a brigand's arm in its maw.
59. Gifts on the doorstep. Who doesn't want to step outside to find a mostly-rotten, water-logged corpse in front of the door?
60. Entertaining children. With a little practice, you can teach the critter to help you enact a play about how you slew that fearsome dragon. At the end, the little toddlers can pet the star.
81. An extra vote. If the party is having a disagreement about what course of action to follow, just clear your throat, make some meaningful glances at the croc, and repeat your idea.
82. Green Retriever. Train it to act like a retriever and you'll never again have to go tromping into the bog to grab up that bird you just shot down.
83. Clearing tracks. Have the croc follow along behind the party while everyone walks single-file and your beloved pet will wipe away all tracks. Go to Comment
If lol's were HoHs, you would have made a record, murometz. I need one. What enemy dares to stand in front of the barbarian and his croc, Snuggles? Go to Comment
I love the wide variety of styles shown within, with some seriousness and a little silliness, it really is a marvel to behold. Can we do 30 Orcish Gifts (For services rendered, of course), next? I think that could be another fun one. Good show, guys! Go to Comment
Congrats on going Golden to Muro, and the rest of the crew! I love these collaborations. We should try to set up a monthly (weekly? bi-weekly?) collaboration submission just to produce more submissions of this quality and effort.
I love community efforts. I think the submission as a whole works pretty well. No single entry strays to far from the intended path and all are charming and useful. So all in all: Mission success! Go to Comment
My wife is legendary for all her halfling roles in roleplaying games. She has declared that Aunt Hepperfuss' Secret Recipe is the best Halfling prize. ;) Go to Comment
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85. Disposing of the witnesses. I'd like to see you raise the vizier as a zombie now!
86. Picking up chicks. Although the chicks might be lizardfolk/dragonkin/naga. Tell them they can ride ol' Greeny back to your place.
87. Turning winches. Crocs are really good at rolling/turning.
88. Ambushing stuff near water. Alternatively, begin the Great Zebra Genocide. Were-zebras don't have a chance. (I have an idea for a campaign!) Go to Comment