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valadaar's comment on 2012-09-28 08:36 PM
A great list that helps paint the culture of these folk. Ill add some to this list once the fog lifts.

Until then, let your shieild be unsundered and your axe ring true! Go to Comment
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Dossta's comment on 2012-09-26 06:28 PM
Fantastic. This adds so much flavor to dwarfkind that, for the first time, I am sorely tempted to join your illustrious guild. If I ever play a standard fantasy setting again, this will be on a printed sheet at my elbow. Go to Comment
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Riggnarock's comment on 2012-09-27 11:54 PM
Only voted Go to Comment
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caesar193's comment on 2012-09-26 02:20 PM
This reminds me of a terry pratchett quote on dwarves- "When his hands are higher than your head, his groin is level with your teeth." Go to Comment
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Xtrepe Nobody's comment on 2012-09-29 08:49 PM

59: The Earth never forgets.....and neither do we.
60: Gold may shine, but steel smashes, rips and chops (Reminding dwarves what is important)
61: Baths are for Elves
62: Ax beats all (also applies to hammer and mattock)
63: Bows are for cowards ( see rule 31 in relation to cowards)
64: Mind your head ( a warning that an area or activity is dangerous, inspired by idiot dwarves who would knock themselves out in a low tunnel)

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custos's comment on 2014-05-20 09:08 AM
Only voted Go to Comment
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Strolen's comment on 2012-09-22 03:33 PM
What is in my pocket?

The names of the wizards were my favorite. :) Need a link to a riddle thread so we can use this easier. I sure as heck won't be able to come up with any riddles by myself. Go to Comment
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Scrasamax's comment on 2012-09-22 05:19 PM
Rabbit head instead of a human head? That's messed up. The riddle worms are freaky too. Go to Comment
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Mourngrymn's comment on 2012-09-22 04:25 PM
Riddles hurt my head... yet Ischta Gorbinsaw reminds me of Mikhail Gorbachev. Connection I wonder? Go to Comment
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Mourngrymn's comment on 2012-09-22 04:32 PM
Thought it was 42? Go to Comment
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Murometz's comment on 2006-12-30 10:48 PM

Riddle-Worms


There is a saying among dwarves, vampires and the Red-Leg gypsy clans. Never answer a question while you're dreaming. Or more apt, never aswer a question truthfully while dreaming


A peculiar lifeform needs mentioning, the only other interesting life-form found on Riddlerock, aside from the three lunatic sages.


Riddle-Worms are a myriad of tiny fragments of the psyches of the Riddlemasters, made manifest. These creatures are minuscule and nigh invisible to the naked eye. They congregate in small clusters which under bright lights appear as a greenish sheen in the air or sand. Their attack is insidious. Riddle-Worms simply wait for a sentient being to go to sleep, then enter directly into the victims eyes, effortlessly squeezing through the closed lids, without alarming the host, while oozing a morphine-like slime from their microscopic bodies. Once implanted, the host creature's eyes cloud over with a pale green hue, beneath the closed lids.


The Riddle-Worms begin their assault. They attach themselves to the nerve-endings of the eyes, and begin transmitting "messages" to the cortex. The sleeping victim begins to be bombarded by "voices" questioning him or her with archaic riddles, beginning with easy ones but becoming progressively more difficlt and complex. As the host-victim dreams, the questions proceed endlessly, and the riddle-worms do severe damage to the nervous system. Several hours under the effects of the Riddle-Worms, will cause an intelligent creature to lose control of their bodily functions upon waking, up to and including losing even the involuntary functions, such as the ability to breathe, quickly dying without the aid of companions. The more riddles a host answers correctly in this maddeing dream state, the more intense the riddling becomes and the more agitated and sweaty a victim will be. The key to surviving the Riddle-Worms is by answering the riddles incorrectly. After a few riddles wrongly answered, riddles the Riddle-Worms consider "easy", the Riddle-Worms quickly grow bored and agitated, and give up, harmlessly exiting the sleeping hosts eyes, and move on to another, "smarter" victim, or return to their dormant state, until the next nightfall.


Fortunately for the sane everywhere, Riddleworms are known only to dwell on Riddlerock and nowhere else. The Riddleworms ignore the Riddlemasters, as their mad minds are too cracked even for the worms.

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Murometz's comment on 2006-12-30 10:48 PM

The Riddlemasters Three


The three former prophets, originators and purveyors of the age-old riddle contest are as follows:


Torn Rope, ‘The Frayed One’


Torn Rope got his moniker from the noose and torn rope-end, which he always wears about his neck. No one knows his original name, but it is said he was once, long ago, a common thief who was about to be hanged for his crimes, when the rope he was suspended from, suddenly frayed and shredded, allowing him to escape the gallows. It is further said that at that moment when he tumbled to his freedom, Torn Rope was siezed by a sudden, unexplained bolt of wisdom and enlightenment, which allowed him to become what he is today, an encyclopdeic fountain of knowledge. Yet his mind is as frayed as the rope on his neck.


Ischta Gorbinsaw


Originally a university scholar, hailing from the cloying and scholarly kingdom of Hedwyg, Ischta was old when the moutains were young. At least that is what they say about him, "they" being theose who don't know. In fact nothing is known about Ischta, except that he is wise and he is mad. When not engaged in riddle-asking, Ischta can be found slurping salt-water at the shoreline, on all fours, or engaging rocks in conversation.


Tortle the Multiplyer of Unwit


A man sporting the head of a rabbit, due to some long-forgotten curse, Tortle hails from the Drying Lands, a country of cracked earth, and some say, a cracked populace. Quite thoroughly, but subtly mad, like his peers, Tortle suffers from indescribable psychoses and quirks, his mental faculties "alien" at best. Originally hailed as a lone prophet, Tortle traveled far from his own lands in search of wisdom, and thus came upon the pair, who became his lifelong friends and companions. Tortle's greatest fear is witnessing sunsets and sunrises. He avoids both events at all costs.


 


Note: If anyone can think of appropriate riddles, riddles that omniscient madmen might ask during an ultimate riddle contest, please do post them as scrolls!


 


 


A humble homage to "The End is Nigh" Forum thread by Strolen

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Murometz's comment on 2012-09-22 04:15 PM
I think i remember Shadoweagle had a riddle thread going in the forums of yesteryore. I shall endeavor to find it. Go to Comment
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Murometz's comment on 2012-09-22 04:31 PM
the answer is 7 Go to Comment
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axlerowes's comment on 2012-09-23 11:56 AM
A nice a high fantasy encounter, will put together with a of places to branch from Go to Comment
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valadaar's comment on 2012-09-22 04:42 PM
A lovely little pocket of madness.

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Strolen's comment on 2012-09-23 01:45 AM
Link it to the books thread or freetext for extra usefulness? Go to Comment
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Scrasamax's comment on 2012-09-22 10:29 AM
Rather than celestial constellations, there are sigils and glyphs that the five moons form, each moon forming a point or specific position within the symbol. Go to Comment
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Murometz's comment on 2012-09-22 11:34 AM
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MysticMoon's comment on 2012-09-23 09:32 AM
Hmm, I can't quite put my finger on it but there's just something about this stub that makes me really like it. Go to Comment
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