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MoonHunter's comment on 2008-09-15 11:42 AM
Ring of Invisibility

This ring cannot be seen

Ring of Invulnerability

This ring cannot be damaged

Ring of Indivisibility

The wearer is immune to having his/her head or limbs removed Go to Comment
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MoonHunter's comment on 2008-09-15 11:43 AM
Chain Mail Armor: Only provides protection if the user sends additional suits to five of their friendsand then they do the same...and so onand so:) Go to Comment
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MoonHunter's comment on 2008-09-15 02:34 PM
I made this a seperate submission because this wasn't about the silly so much as the pun-ishment we could inflict. Go to Comment
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MoonHunter's comment on 2008-09-15 03:45 PM
Do it. Do it a lot! Go to Comment
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MoonHunter's comment on 2008-09-16 10:30 AM
Come join the merryment and mirth. Punish those who will not submit. Go to Comment
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MoonHunter's comment on 2008-09-16 10:41 AM
I do confess, I have played too much Pendragon.

Sir Tified, he who makes sure everything is "just so" and legal.

Sir Tain, he who is never wrong

Sir FFe, he is always at the ocean side

Sir Urch, he is who is always questing for something, no matter how trivial.

Sir Lee, he who is always angry or grumpy

And an item

The Great Sword
This average sized sword is magically glamoured to make everyone think it is a wonderful weapon, the best ever. The weapon itself is merely medicore. Go to Comment
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MoonHunter's comment on 2008-09-16 11:38 PM
This is a punishment? Oh. right. it is a punishment. Go to Comment
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MoonHunter's comment on 2008-09-18 01:05 AM
Ring of Spell Turning.
Once activated, presumably the wearer is about to be hit with some awful spell, a voice comes from the ring saying "Turning, t u r n i n g. Turning."

This could have useful applications, as a "Radar detector for incomming magic"

And if you don't get the joke, Spell the word Turning. T-U-R-N-I-N-G. Tee, Yoo, Arr, Enn, Eye, Enn, Jee. Think spelling bee. Understand now? Go to Comment
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MoonHunter's comment on 2008-09-18 02:01 PM
The approach to the mound. The set up. The pitch. *home run*
That was funny. Go to Comment
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MoonHunter's comment on 2008-09-18 02:03 PM
Don't forget to plus ep
XP: + - ( 0 )

Anyone entry you like a lot. Go to Comment
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MoonHunter's comment on 2008-09-25 01:15 PM
Ring of a Bell:

The ring is a normal ring with a small bell like mark on the outer band. When a bell rings out in the area, the ring will vibrate. (This is great for deaf monastic/ scholarly types who need to hear bells to get to prayer/ class).

The ring will also vibrate when it is within a short distance of a bell, even if the bell is "at rest".

Either way, The ring will continue to vibrate until touched with a copper piece.

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A bell's toll for thee Go to Comment
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MoonHunter's comment on 2008-09-25 01:16 PM
I blame Kin for this one. It came up after reading his Four Rings 5321 Go to Comment
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Siren no Orakio's comment on 2011-08-29 07:56 PM
+2 Kinsey. HAH. Go to Comment
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Pieh's comment on 2008-09-16 04:45 AM
Sir Cumcision - because there's no end to those pricks.

That's the one that got me the most. I know I have a few pun-based ideas around somewhere... I'll try to add them. Go to Comment
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Pieh's comment on 2008-09-16 05:02 AM
Trident (Try Dent) - A Hammer that can't seem to leave a mark.

Bracers of Armor - The people who hold your armor still while you put it on.

Ring of Friend Shield - A loop on the back of your buddy's shirt.

Elven Chain - When all those hippies link hands and stand in front of a tree trying to prevent humans from chopping it down.

Nine Lives Stealer - Another way to skin the cat.

The One Ring - What you get when you call Neo's cell phone. Go to Comment
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Pieh's comment on 2010-08-26 04:22 PM
Shape Changing Ring -

It's pretty flexible, you could probably bend it into a square or triangle.

Horn of Blasting -

Dynamite attached to a visor.

Mind Flair -

A pin or brooch that telepathically displays all of your eclectic and witty thoughts for everyone to hear. Go to Comment
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Scrasamax's comment on 2008-09-15 11:36 AM
Total Bastard Sword and Half Plate made me LoL Go to Comment
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Cheka Man's comment on 2008-09-23 10:57 AM
Rose Colored Spectacles-These make people see what they want to see and are often dangerous to wear for long periods of time (eg, someone might see a giant spider and mistake it for a treasure chest full of gold.) Go to Comment
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Cheka Man's comment on 2008-09-15 11:30 AM
I want to write some of these. Go to Comment
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Cheka Man's comment on 2008-09-15 11:35 AM
Fire Alarm-if someone presses it, a jet of fire shoots out of the button and burns the person's hand. Go to Comment
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