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Plunger’s Poorly Placed Potatoes
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Strolen's comment on 2007-04-03 06:56 PM
Achh, it'd be a fien tael.

The comedy word play was fun but conflicted a bit with the seriously deranged necromancer. Hard to balance those two while I read it, then with the lighthearted comments by the necro about being peeled...it just seemed a little too contradictory. The description of the home with the bones and skin and such would be more at home in another specifically macabre post rather than this I think. Overall though, I thoroughly enjoyed the fun aspect of it all. Go to Comment
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manfred's comment on 2007-04-04 05:41 AM
Things already mentioned aside, it has the proper amount of the "Huh?" factor for a little game when the right mood strikes. You can't go wrong with giant necromantic potatoes.

Well done! Go to Comment
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Siren no Orakio's comment on 2007-04-03 08:26 PM
I'm giggling. I think this will be the next thing I inflict on my party. Hee. Go to Comment
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Scrasamax's comment on 2007-04-04 12:50 PM
And in years to come, when peril came again to the village, the villagers remembered the valor of the heroes as they defeated the necrospuds. "For the Taters!" they would later yell as they charged into battle. Go to Comment
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EchoMirage's comment on 2007-04-08 03:39 PM
Ze potaoez almozt chokied me.
Well, ze humor did.
I think macabre posts don't need a warning, but funny ones do. Don't read while drinking. Go to Comment
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Cheka Man's comment on 2007-04-03 09:50 PM
This is so funny. Go to Comment
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AgentTwiggy's comment on 2007-05-09 11:19 AM
That is a brilliant plot -- it reminds me of Terry Pratchett at his silliest. Which is a Good Thing. :D Much love for the zombie potatoes. Go to Comment
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Incarnadine's comment on 2007-04-04 03:17 PM
Updated, hopefully to remove some of the more macabre aspects and make it a bit more completely light-hearted. Go to Comment
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Dozus's comment on 2007-04-04 05:13 AM
Quite bizzare and amusing. Now I can add "Potato Zombies" to the list of things that I shouldn't like, but do. Go to Comment
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Murometz's comment on 2006-11-29 09:17 PM
ok, I'll bite. What happens next? :D

Plunger Geist has two problems. The first, is, of course, his name.

nice opening gambit! Go to Comment
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Murometz's comment on 2007-04-03 07:08 PM
What Strolen said.

I was getting ready to type just about the same comment. A fun read, which I have been anticipating, since first spotting the title in In Work.

The piece is Pulchritudinous and full of Panache, yet not Penurious.

welcome back Inc! Go to Comment
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Murometz's comment on 2007-09-04 12:27 PM
Oh lord, these are beautiful sentences!

The inanimate body of a Burlap Golem, rent nearly in two, is used as a combination of sleeping bag and mattress. A bubbling jar of what looks like noses with tiny muscled feet bodes ominously beside it. Occasionally, a bubble stirs the slick green fluid and one of the noses jumps away in fright. Go to Comment
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valadaar's comment on 2007-04-04 09:40 AM
Wow. This is quite good!

Now we have Attack of the Killer Potatoes :) Go to Comment
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valadaar's comment on 2007-04-04 03:19 PM
Whatever would you do that for? Go to Comment
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Wulfhere's comment on 2007-04-04 01:17 AM
As I am already notorious among my friends for the appalling accents I affect when gaming (To secretly punish me, they have gone so far as to interrogate every member of a small village of dwarves with Swedish accents, just to watch me squirm), I'm not sure whether this would be "right up my alley" or "too much of a good thing".

There's only the one necromancer, so I think it's safe... Go to Comment
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Wulfhere's comment on 2007-04-04 11:06 AM
Upon reflection, further information about the motivations and goals of the deranged Veggimancer might be helpful. What is it that drove him to such vile deeds of spud stealing? Did the villagers, suspecting his sinister schemes, refuse to sell their vegetables to the man?

On a separate note, what led Seamus to paper his hovel with human flesh? Was the cracked and weathered tree inordinately drafty, were the local paperhagers exceptionally expensive, or was it (as we suspected) merely a "style thing"? I suspect that the man was one of those rabid "do it yourself" types, determined that he was going to save money by doing the job alone (with only a few undead vegetables to help him).

If his decor was actually meant to impress others with his outrageous "Necromanticness", perhaps there are other necromancers out there, equally sinister and vile (and with even more outrageous accents!). These twisted souls may come calling after his defeat, seeking the rare home decorating secrets of Seamus Rhine. Go to Comment
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Wulfhere's comment on 2007-04-04 05:23 PM
I had taken the gruesome details as suggestions that the villain wasn't just another necromancer, he was a "necromancer's necromancer", with trade journals lying around the place (bound in human skin and inked in bat's blood), skull-shaped torch holders and lava lamps, and maybe even a portrait of Elizabeth Bathory done on black velvet (signed "With Love and Kisses, Liz"). Go to Comment
A Gasp of Glass
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CaptainPenguin's comment on 2006-07-08 01:57 AM
This is clearly superior to Mountain of Boats, and I am currently at a loss as to what I could possibly add to this masterpiece. Keep it up! Go to Comment
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CaptainPenguin's comment on 2006-07-08 02:09 AM
Oh, and I must say, my favorite part so far, and this must seem very minor, but I really love the killer boatman on the Oil Sea Go to Comment
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CaptainPenguin's comment on 2006-08-22 02:36 AM
Is Integrat Grande's manifestation "the Demon"? Go to Comment
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