Okay, now, normally, I'd not see fit to respond to such a comment - but today is my nice day (yes, even I have those), so:
First and foremost, I'd like to THANK that compassionate person who pities me so much - though I'd be much more grateful if I knew who voiced such a nice comment so that I'm able to thank that benefactor better.
Second, I have understood your point (whoever you may be) well enough. Do not feel compelled to add such a comment to EVERY one of my posts. Actually, the best way would be if you just sent me a private message - if you have got a problem with me, I'd prefer if we could discuss it in the private, and not bother our fellow Strolenites with messages that do NOT pertain to the post in question.
Third, my comment WAS sarcastic - feel free to discuss it with someone who actually has some insight into humor. If you happen to know anyone, unlikely as it may be.
A final note: well aware that this was evoked by my comment on that oh so flawless post by the oh so perfect 'the Phantom' (who 'rox' of course) - I'm honest. If I think someone should burn in hell for soiling a great piece of art with his stupidity, I voice my opinion. Of course, you may think the same of me. How good for me that I like it hot.
Well, some people are that way. Anyway: thanks Horde for your feedback, I'd be glad to discuss my long-windedness in the chatroom.
I will try to improve THAT... waaaaait, coming up:
"Arron is a merc and he rox. He;s croode, cuz momma taught him nuffing bettur. Cinthra is an angel-thing but no angel as she works fer teh goddass of luv. Arron likes Cinthra cuz she makes breakfast and had got great boobs. Cinthra likes Arron cuz he saved her arse from slaver guys. Chaotic evil Slaver guys (CR 17) equipped with Leomund's Tiny Huts and Vorpal Lollipops of Tongue-Slaying (+37). Dey wander teh land and help gud people and battle evil cuz dat's wat gud people do."
Short enough? Or shall I get it shorter? "Arron is teh merc sword masta and Cinthra's got teh power of love. They rock."
I can't help myself but love this particular NPC (or is that NPC's? :P) But I find Arron a little bit as one of the stereotipycal 'save all people' type. By this I mean "Despite his intimidating appearance htough, he's got a pleasant quality around him".
It fits perfectly which is the thing that got me. Nice one Echo!
A young girl with a dirty face and tattered dress stands near the town market offering to sell the PCs freshly cut flowers. They are only a single copper a piece, and smell nice. Perhaps the PCs will be generous with their wealth, or they will not. Great for paranoid parties.