@Echo: We do want things to happen, but sometimes nothing of note happens. Considering there are a mere handful of 'Nothings' in the chart, I'd say that balances noteworthy with mundane nicely.
@DLM: I second Echo, in that I can see this being used easily. It might also benefit from being converted into a random generator program, considering you've done most of the hard work for it (the content generation).
Some of these are a bit too "magicky" for me, considering that this is a 30 based on unintended consequences of R&D. "It's Alive" and "Infernal Contraption" are two cases in point. Still, this is a genuinely useful 30s sub with many good-to-great idea seeds.