This grew on me the more I read. Lovable bunch! Love the this one likes that one and that one fears this one stuff. Makes them come alive and feel real. The names based on traits/personalities is a nice touch as well.
I get a bit of a Black Company vibe too.
Zerk is Hulk! Bones is Rattleshirt (GoT)! And you have to love gramps!
I have to ask though, why is Rock the secret laughing stock of the group? We're not offered a clue as to why.
Great job!
The title alone is already evocative! And wow, what a great 500 word condensation of rich material! Love this cult. Like a twisted version of Thuggees with shades of Kevorkian.
Rope Woman!!!
NPCs (Extras-Horde) (Combative)