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I find that a fun way to spice up relatively "normal" items like this is to include a detailed account of the ritual process.
"You must gather the knob of magically hardened silver and place atop your composite armadillo shell pillar. Anoint it with the tears of a troubled youth then let it sit under the light of a full moon. When you are ready to apply the knob to a door you must ... blah blah blah"

Also, some quotes from adventurers, as heard by the guy on the other side of the door, would be fun.

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Not bad, a solid fun submission. If I use this I will need to add that it has an annoying laugh and thinks everything is funny. A nasally "Haehaehaehaehae" would fit perfectly. Go to Comment

Very amusing. Go to Comment

Very good,5/5 from me. Go to Comment

Aha! The magic doorknob! A simple, usable submission. But, just like an urban legend, this badboy has hundreds of versions and variations. Doorknobs chewing off fingers, cursing, screaming an alarm, telling riddles etc.

Still though; a nice little writeup.

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Entertaining enough to frustrate anyone. Go to Comment

That brings up a decent query... what is to stop the party from in fact beating said door down? Personally the group I game with, whether running or playing, would simply get to frustrated inside of two minutes and destroy it out of spite. Go to Comment

I was referring to the door. Go to Comment

Speaking of different variations, I once was in a Call of Cthulhu sessions where the entire living room of a haunted mansion beat the crap out of an entire Investigator group. Imagine our surprise when a recliner sails across the room to attempt to devour you. The doorknob eating your fingers makes me think of an entire house behaving in such a way. Go to Comment

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This would drive people crazy. Go to Comment

Originally I was a little disappointed. But reading through the comments amused me :)

2.5/5 for the original

+0.5/5 for the comments

= 3.0/5

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Ha! All it needs is a face, the abilty to speak, and an increadibly obnoxious personality and it's the door knob from Disney's Alice in Wonderland! Ha! Excelent idea! Go to Comment

Do you people think this is ready to be submitted?

(Also, the "ritual" is so simple, it really doesn't need to be mentioned here. It is basically, "get doorknob, metal dust, and antimagic stuff, then say magic words, and ta-da!"...) Go to Comment

Technically, that is two. :P

To your second:

quote"If someone manages to catch the knob, can the person turn it immediately to open the door, or do they have to wrestle it back into position first?"/quote

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Okay, it is now a full-fledged submission. Cast your votes!

(Make it painless...please. *gulp*) Go to Comment

I am sure there is a supplementary ritual for that. ;3 Go to Comment

Let's just try and see a party kick down THIS door. :3 Go to Comment

Don't forget some silly, ear-burning music in the background. Go to Comment