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Whiffle Accelerator
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Strolen's comment on 2003-01-30 01:31 AM
Talk about smoking something ;-)

I don't want to even mention what kind of picture gerbiles and the term whiffle conjures up. Go to Comment
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Strolen's comment on 2003-04-05 06:14 AM
Who in their right mind would. LOL Go to Comment
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Ria Hawk's comment on 2003-04-05 12:49 AM
I told some friends about this item. They didn't believe me. Go to Comment
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Ria Hawk's comment on 2003-04-05 09:23 PM
LIAR! That is the holy relic of the Church of St. Fred, the Grand and Magnificent Invisible Gerbil! (This is, of course, only going to get sillier.) Go to Comment
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CaptainPenguin's comment on 2003-04-05 07:11 PM
The GERBIL SHOOTER OF RIGHTEOUS LIGHT! WEAPON OF PALADINS AND HEROES! SLAYER OF UNHOLY DEMONS! MOST HOLY RELIC OF THE TEMPLE OF HAMSTEROO! Go to Comment
Whiffle Accelerator
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MoonHunter's comment on 2005-02-18 09:31 AM
Okay... this item just needs to go away. Go to Comment
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Ylorea's comment on 2003-08-22 03:26 AM
I don't realy believe that any Paladin in his right mind would want to fire nice little furry creatures like Gerbils, not even at a demon.

In general I do not approve of items that use animals as ammo or items that "hurt" animals in their... whatever.

yes I do get the intended pun, but still.... Go to Comment
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Mourngrymn's comment on 2006-05-09 11:46 AM
I only voted on this because, albeit from being a bad post, it is rather unique... if not um bad taste. Go to Comment
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Dragon Lord's comment on 2005-02-18 09:29 AM
Agar, what in all the infinite mutli-verses are you on? And more to the point, where can I get some?

What - shooting gerbils at undead - I'm gonna give this a 3 just on silly value Go to Comment
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Nosredna's comment on 2005-02-21 11:29 AM
I think this was a spark of intelligence. I had this intelligence when I first had got a gerbil too. Go to Comment
Whiffle Accelerator
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Anteaus's comment on 2005-03-27 02:37 PM
Interesting, sick, but interesting. I think that minus the gerbils and adding some more interesting history, it could be a go weapon. Go to Comment
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Zylithan's comment on 2005-11-13 06:31 AM
Now all of my demon-fighting halflings will have a much more effective weapon. Wait. Go to Comment
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axlerowes's comment on 2012-10-09 07:48 PM
I really don't see what all the hate is about. It is not boring, it has a certain Toon feel to it.

Thanks for posting this, it ain't hurting anybody. Go to Comment
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valadaar's comment on 2007-10-25 02:40 PM
Okay, this needs added to the Silly Items codex.
It is, to defend Agar, reported as a repost, so Agar's imagination is not at fault.
Wow, this is tripping man. Go to Comment
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valadaar's comment on 2008-08-27 07:45 AM
You are right - that does seem a little unfair. I laughed again when I saw it, so I'm upgrading my vote. Go to Comment
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valadaar's comment on 2008-08-27 07:46 AM
For the laugh factor this morning :) Go to Comment
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Nafar's comment on 2010-06-01 12:14 PM
Only voted Go to Comment
Steam Gun
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Strolen's comment on 2003-01-12 12:11 AM
The characters are barely holding their own against a mass of goblins attacking them from all directions. A ruckus from the right and they the sharp sound of popping when the goblins are bombarded from all sides by gnomes wielding some kind of magic item that fills the air with stinging projectiles. The goblins are routed. All attempts of finding out what the gnomes used were met with tight lips. Go to Comment
Steam Gun
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Strolen's comment on 2008-05-03 10:26 PM
As he mentioned, fun abuse of magic. :) Go to Comment
Steam Gun
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Ria Hawk's comment on 2006-03-23 12:48 AM
I like this; gives the ability for firearms without the massive complications of gunpowder. Personally, I think I'd modify the idea so that magic isn't required for this to work. Also, if the bullets are glass, you're going to have a problem with the glass shattering as it heats up extrememly fast.
And now I really want to know what kind of "twisted adult novelty" people might possibly think this is. Go to Comment
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