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Nose Neighbor
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Agar's comment on 2012-02-21 05:05 PM


Random Guest requests a magical moustach, and a magical moustache appears! You're Welcome!


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Nose Neighbor
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Agar's comment on 2012-02-21 08:38 PM
The Charlatan's Beard, certainly, and the Whiskers of Doom closely resemble a Fu Manchu, but the other ones are symbiotes and will be seen for what they are. Grey-green moustaches are uncommon, and other varieties may be any color. Go to Comment
Nose Neighbor
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Scrasamax's comment on 2012-02-26 09:28 AM


Hilarious man, and well done


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Cheka Man's comment on 2012-02-22 05:39 PM


Hopefully they don't make the  host itch like jock itch does.


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Murometz's comment on 2012-02-21 06:28 PM


Thank you! (I am that random guest) Well, i was googling for inspiration, thinking something along the same lines this morning, but this is a lot better than what I had in mind. Whisker-Fungi!



I guess my first question is, can these fungi pass for an actual mustache upon close inspection?



I am picturing a gnomish stache-farm, where the wee whiskered ones, breed, raise, and sell the fungi.



I'll take 2 handle-bar ticklers and a doom-stache please (can also be used to drill into into someone's eyes.)



Good show, Agar! (cute name too, Nose Neighbor)



 

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valadaar's comment on 2013-03-19 03:13 PM
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Hanetta's Millstone
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Cheka Man's comment on 2012-02-08 10:57 AM


Nice and safe and tasty.


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Hanetta's Millstone
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Phaidros's comment on 2012-02-08 07:37 AM
An original item, provisions are often a forgotten part of adventuring. I would have like some more details in the description, this can not to just plain stone, and maybe some unique recipes that can only be made with this magical mill. Gold bread for the king, bone cookies for the necromancer? Go to Comment
Hanetta's Millstone
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Murometz's comment on 2014-03-18 11:28 PM
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Hanetta's Millstone
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axlerowes's comment on 2012-02-10 08:47 AM


Nice item. Items like this are more common in the mytho-historical record than the uber-swords. I read once a myth about a viking Grotte (I think) who had mill stone that would turn anything into anything. Eventually the stone was captured and the naive new owner asked for salt. Of course things went wrong and now the oceans are salty. Then there was the Strega Nona's pasta pot. You stone here will be a nice item for players because it doesn't have a down side or relgious trappings. I can see the players messing with it.



Excitable Player: "If we hook this up to a wind mill and maybe a sand chute, we could make a kiling selling grain."



Roleplaying Player: "By the Gods dear sir, you would take Hannetta's blessings to all men and use it for such base self-advancement."



Meta-player Number 1: "Yeah, if we do that the GM will have us drown in grain or something."

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Hanetta's Millstone
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valadaar's comment on 2016-01-27 02:21 PM
A really nice utility item. Quite worthy of being the object of a mission to retrieve it.

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Hanetta's Millstone
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PoisonAlchemist's comment on 2012-02-15 04:43 PM


I want this to be the focus of a save-the-town quest. Everyone is starving, quickly! Find and lug the heavy stone object through the dungeon, across the rickety canyon bridge (WHUMP!), over the lake in the leaky boat (*gurgle*), up the hill, up the hill again, (Damn you Sisyphus!) et cetera. It makes me snigger with evil DM delight. 


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Hanetta's Millstone
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OmegaDraco's comment on 2012-02-08 12:37 PM


I like it. Simple, useful, sentimental, and not at all overpowering. How big an object will fit into it? If someone's hand is caught in it, will the millstone magically keep grinding and pull them in or does it require manual turning of a crank? If gold is ground up, will the resulting bread be a sparkling glitter-gold bread?



As strange as it sounds, I could see this item as a way to "destroy" an indestructible evil artifact. The artifact wouldn't be destroyed; it would just change forms to flour and thereafter baked into safe, edible, and tasty bread. "Give us the Conqueror's evil Medallion of Malice, or we will kill you and take it anyway!" "I ground it into flour to make my bread! What now, punk?"


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Hanetta's Millstone
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OmegaDraco's comment on 2012-02-10 09:29 AM
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Rhojin's Tower
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Agar's comment on 2011-12-12 04:00 AM
I might not have made it clear how much of a mess it is inside. I wrote this on the verge of sleep, and after some more, may consider clarifying the dunes of loose papers and scrolls that cover the interior... A wizards study does not handle continuous jostling well. Go to Comment
Rhojin's Tower
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Siren no Orakio's comment on 2011-12-12 11:07 PM


.. Amusing, and well characterized. These are the kind of 'personalized' touches a crafted item should have, imo.


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Rhojin's Tower
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EchoMirage's comment on 2011-12-12 11:10 AM


It's funny in an "I can imagine one of my players coming up with this" way. Quirky and original, too. Not entirely practical, but for a lighthearted campaign quite useful. Have a 4/5



On a side note, imagine super magical birds being the supreme rulers, and their envoys carrying their bird houses hence and forth. Perhaps the UberBird has its BirdPalace linked to a hundred portable StaffBirdHouses!


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Rhojin's Tower
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Cheka Man's comment on 2011-12-11 09:33 PM


Phaidros, your vote didn't go through or you forgot to vote.



I want one of these.


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Rhojin's Tower
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Cheka Man's comment on 2011-12-11 09:34 PM
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Rhojin's Tower
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Cheka Man's comment on 2011-12-12 09:09 AM
You need to click on the "Vote" thing just above to vote. Go to Comment
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