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Wulfhere's comment on 2007-02-07 05:23 PM
Just what every game world needs.

Warlike tubers for Justice!

Of course, once the secret of his birth is discovered, the forces of evil will soon be developing tuber warriors of their own! Legions of lethal vegetables!

Now eat your veggies, Junior! Otherwise they may return to slay us all! Go to Comment
Drow Spider Jerky
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manfred's comment on 2005-03-11 05:32 AM
Very entertaining, and very logical: even those stereotyped drowish evil guys have to eat something, and it need not be poisonous, weird-tasting, and with potent magical powers. *rolls eyes*

Also, if other differences are sorted out, it would make excellent business.


(Voted a 3, but now feeling drawn to a 4, just for the fun of it.) Go to Comment
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manfred's comment on 2008-05-06 05:49 PM
Time to up my vote. And you know after tasting this there will be merchants trying to do business with those evil Dark-Elves. Yum, another plot hook! Go to Comment
Drow Spider Jerky
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MoonHunter's comment on 2005-03-11 09:42 AM
Want to put up a psuedo recipe in the ... A dash of salt thread?

http://www.strolen.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=2125

(Heck most of this post can be recopied into that one) Go to Comment
Drow Spider Jerky
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Pieh's comment on 2005-03-15 09:33 PM
Now I want some jerky. Seriously. Go to Comment
Drow Spider Jerky
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Scrasamax's comment on 2005-03-11 04:10 PM
excuse me, but does it come in teriyaki?

4/5 Go to Comment
Drow Spider Jerky
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Cheka Man's comment on 2005-03-13 06:07 PM
I never thought anything good would come from drow. 5/5 Go to Comment
Drow Spider Jerky
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Cheka Man's comment on 2007-02-23 06:36 PM
Yum yum, tasty. Go to Comment
Drow Spider Jerky
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Dragon Lord's comment on 2005-03-11 10:39 AM
Of course everybody's got to eat something.

What you eat is largely define by what's available to you and people who spend all their lives underground have a pretty limited selection.

As for eating spiders - well they're protein after all, so why not?

BTW - I quite liked the bit about spiders tasting awful - I wonder what it is the drow do to hide the taste

Defiantly a 4 Go to Comment
Drow Spider Jerky
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Tanis's comment on 2005-03-28 04:15 PM
I like it. Go to Comment
Drow Spider Jerky
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Roack's comment on 2005-07-28 06:20 PM
*starts drooling* Go to Comment
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Sigurd's comment on 2006-01-18 12:50 AM
Authentic, reasonable and great flavour. (The Idea not the jerky)

Really like it.


Sigurd Go to Comment
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Wulfhere's comment on 2006-09-11 02:02 AM
It makes me wonder what other mysteries of Drow cuisine remain to be discovered... Go to Comment
Mermaid's Toe Ring
Items  (Jewelry)   (Magical)
Barbarian Horde's comment on 2004-12-17 02:02 AM
"Dan tried fishing for his food, but after a night in jail for digging worms, although no one believed he was only after worms, Dan gave up fishing"

Muahahahahahaha!
And I thought Roleplayers were only capable of poor jokes concerning d20 and such. You restore my faith in roleplayers Agar. Go to Comment
Mermaid's Toe Ring
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Agar's comment on 2004-09-04 03:02 AM
No no, the sunken ship wasn't the one from the Doomsday item.

The point of this was to point out how useless an item is when it gives you power overwhelming but let's you die a simple and ordinary death. Go to Comment
Mermaid's Toe Ring
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Agar's comment on 2004-09-04 12:47 PM
...

A ring of water breathing isn't power overwhelming.

...

but if "evil wizard" had been wearing one with the uber-necklace, things might have turned out differently. Go to Comment
Mermaid's Toe Ring
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Agar's comment on 2004-09-20 05:52 PM
No, they don't. It's part of the subtly of the joke. I'm poking fun at the doomsday item. :) Go to Comment
Mermaid's Toe Ring
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CaptainPenguin's comment on 2004-09-04 02:22 AM
Heh-heh-heh...
I like it! Like he said, basically average item with good presentation. I enjoyed how you connected with Sentinel's Doomsday Item (I assume that the sunken ship was supposed to be the same one from Doomsday Item).
You know what- good thinking.

4/5. Go to Comment
Mermaid's Toe Ring
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CaptainPenguin's comment on 2004-09-04 03:40 AM
Oh.
*Feels incredibly embarrassed.* Go to Comment
Mermaid's Toe Ring
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Scrasamax's comment on 2004-09-04 12:16 AM
3/5 for the basic item, plus another point for excellent presentation, and another point for just creeping me out with the whole mermaid looking like a corpse bit.

5/5 Go to Comment
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