Students NEED practical jokes. And what is a better joke that causing someone else to project a body sound. Were would we be with out this kind of fun.

The following are minor versions of Ventriloquism (Ignore any Game-Specificness). To use them the caster must create the sound and project it on the targets area, not necessarily the target himself/herself. This cantrip is designed to teach the student how to summon the appropriate mystical energies. This cantrip cannot be used to project voice, or else the caster could not chant and therefore not cast the spell.

Burp Self explanatory
Fart Self explanatory
Stomach Growl Self explanatory

Requirements - Line of sight, Caster must create the sound, chanting (does not have to be loud)
Distance - 50 yards Go to Comment

Power Word Poop cause the target of your choice to greatly desire to defecate (something akin to two strong cups of coffee). Can work instantly with animals like horses that have no desire to restrain themselves. Can wreak havoc during parades when preformed simultaneously with eight or so friends.

Requires chanting
Distance touch (no where specific)

Power Word Piss See above. Go to Comment

Lube - designed to allow students to lubricate door jams and hinges. Can be used on anywhere that oil can be applied manually (e.g. armor, doors, windows, other places as well)

Requirements - oily rag
Distance - Touch
Reversible - yes requirements are a clean rag Go to Comment

Smoke Ring - Can shape a puff of smoke (usually from a pipe, but any puff will do) into any shape that the caster is familiar with.

Example: Fellowship of the ring, Gandalf while talking to Frodo (I think that is where I saw it) Go to Comment

I don't usually like background music myself. I either end up listening to music or I turning it off. But as far as the genre goes
The Matrix the soundtrack is good
Johnny Mnemonic the soundtrack is good too
Anything from Ramstein
And on a softer side
Enya is good for anything Go to Comment