This one fills me with the joy of writing and word smithery.
I can only imagine the joy you must of felt when writing such phrases as:
It covers many ursine facts
The two spend the next ten years passionately fornicating, despite all the taboos, hazards, and angry relatives in place. Jombel was a famous four hundred pound eunuch, known for his lascivious tales.
An egregious halfling penned this odd journal, which discusses in unecessary detail, what it meant to spend twenty years, living inside maddening walls of
A Hole in the Ground
The PCs come across a deep black hole in the ground. The whole is about a meter in diameter and if the PCs have a rope or understand the gravity constant and the speed of sound they can measure that it is about 107.23 meters from the holes opening to the bottom. The whole stinks of death and burnt flesh.
The whole is the entrance to a beautiful cave full of crystals and interesting
I wager most PCs will be completely baffled by this.Go to Comment