What sort of firing mechanism does this involve if it's totally unavoidable without some kind of magical precognition?

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This would be a 5 except too many of the officers were purely detrimental to the army. I want some good officers as well! Go to Comment

I have actually been using this for Kingmakers as they come across new establishments.

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Question: How does someone in this armor use the bathroom?

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Just two things:
1: Some groups (I'm thinking about my local group right now as I say this) might not be mature enough to handle using the wand.
2: Does the wand have any other effects? The name of the wand implies that it would have some kind of spying power- the ability to see through walls or something similar.
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This would probably cause multiple players to slowly go insane as the ringing continues... Go to Comment

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I have some minor quibbles and questions:
1: Finding information on such a group would no doubt take magical means. You're just not going to find the bones of 800 year old assassins through chatting up people on the street. I can see it being difficult giving players enough backstory on the assassins, and enough information to face them.
2: What are the options for big boss battles?
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This is comprehensive enough to base an adventure on, assuming previous materials for the system/world were available.

First Golden Vote go!

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Absolutely epic.

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Wow.

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Probably will end up using this. Go to Comment

I feel this submission veers off in multiple directions without much focus. You have the scatalogical, followed by its use to magic-users, and finally some kind of reaction to non-magical folks?

It goes every which way without really providing the meat of how this tome is malicious. You mention using weak-willed mooks to do its dirty work, but what is it trying to accomplish?

Also, foul thoughts seemed to have nothing to do with the actual item.

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Vulcan is the Roman God of the Forge. Hephaestus in Greek. That should be obvious enough :) Go to Comment

I enjoyed this more than Old Quag's entry :D Go to Comment

Part of the humor of my games is telling the players that they have died in some bizarre fashion, only to continue on with the story like nothing has happened at all. It's a good way to break the tension in the air. Go to Comment

I have looked a player in the eyes and told them that they'd died in some idiotic, random inane way. Then I continued playing like nothing happened.

Ever wanted a spell idea? How about something that duplicates an item on the list (and you guys complain about a -scroll- which is supposed to be a community effort being too short- well, add to it!)?

Not all games have to be serious- having some random guy randomly fall from the sky can be a wonderful encounter.

This isn't about killing PCs. This is about absurd ideas that apply to other areas in the game. Yes it's silly. Yes it might not be fun to pull on the players. Worthless? Hardly. Humor is an integral part of the games I DM, and little touches like these (Haven't YOU gotten sick of "You kill it." "You stab it and it dies.") can add personality to a campaign- even serious Bushido followers can enjoy a quick, tension breaking moment. Go to Comment