Unearthed from a long ruined dwarven hold, this book is immense, bound in thick leather and brass. There are well over 2,000 pages of then vellum, crisp and dry with the passage of time. The survivable condition of the book is accounted to the unnaturally dry nature of the chamber it was discovered in. Indeed, the bodies of the dwarves felled in battle with orcs were dessicated into withered mummies, still clutching at mortal wounds, and weapons. such is the tenacity of the dwarves.
The book itself has suffered several strikes from a bladed weapon that cut at least two inches into the five inch thick book. It is likely the dwarven scribe responcible for the book used it to parry attacks in the last few minutes of his life.
The contents of the book bely its estimated wealth. Written in carefully scripted dwarven runes, the book depicts the reclamation of the long abandoned dwarven hold by the dwarves following brave colonists and explorers from distant mountain holds. Most of the book involves the minutae of recolonization, and the restoration of the mine works at the hold as well as repairing damage inflicted by the ancient foes who destroyed the inhabitants of old.
The last chapter chronicles the fall of the hold once again. The dwarves fought the deep orcs for each inch of the ancient hold, grudging only surrendering each chamber and hallway over a pile of their own dead. Despair overcomes the scribe in the last few pages as he writings become less precise and legible. Claustrophobia and morale collapsed as the seeminly unlimited orcs drove them back into a last stronghold, the tomb of the Dwarven lord who lead the reclamation. In hastily scribbled low dwarven, his last words have resonated with every -person who has read them.
Often simply referred to as the Hundred, this is a dry and uninteresting book on the proper methods of warfare. The book has no interesting battles or illustrations, rather it deals with the precise operations of troop formations, the most effective methods to maintain a good camp with excellent sentry protection, and the like. It is standard issue to newly commisioned officers, though few read it during decadent times. Most good officers have read the book and understand its protocols and procedures, while those who havent are generally sloppy officers who can make crucial and expensive mistakes. Go to Comment
The Elven Identity This book, penned more than 300 years ago has been repeatedly attacked as nothing more than a hate motivated attack against the Elves. The book describes how the elders of the Elven race seek to dominate the world, and bring humanity to it's knees and serve the elves. The book details how the humans were once the slaves of the elves and how they escaped their bondage. It also draws correllations between the Elves and the Orcs, as well as the Elves and every single magical or enviromental disaster to afflict humanity. Oddly, the normally aloof Elves harbor a strong grudge against this book and hunt it quite vigorously. Go to Comment
I found this to be one of my favorite posts from the old site. I love the way it is written, mainly that it is at times ambiguous, and at other times refers beck to oral records and geological deposits. Go to Comment
Super touch with the deposit on the blue bowls and a bonus point for Fish Fried Chicken, I've many a time had Chicken Fried Steak so there is a certain irony there that is not lost on me. Go to Comment
Definately a solid sub, not every shop needs to be the focus of a multi-generation plot or have six pages of elaborate backstory. Seems like a pleasant place to sit and have a cup of klah and complain about how much the cost of a cow hide has gone up in the last few years. Go to Comment
While it feels a bit too modern for me (glass houses, drip lines) I like the idea, but would imagine the elves and half-elves might take a differnt approach, using dew collectors, IE something that would collect water in the morning from condensation rather than something that sounds like it just screws into the faucet. I think the idea of the frivolous business is a great one that should be explored more. Go to Comment
There is a degree of genius in it's simplicity. The presence of priest holes and the secret tunnel imply a far greater amount of information than we are given leading us to ask questions. For some, they will be put off for that fact that there is no answer as to why the mill has priest holes, or even why they are called priest holes. Others will smile, in their minds they will know why thore features are there. Go to Comment
Made me think of Thumbelina. I think this place has alot of potential that is unrealized, as it starts from somewhat comical roots (a seamstress trained by a clumsy sprite) with magical intervention and turns into a bohemian boutique. Go to Comment
The Lyrans are still humans, albeit a strongly different phenotype than what we are used to. They have more advanced technology, more advanced magic, and reverence for the Earth. This doesnt seem too much different than the basic elven premise of We have everything you do, but we have it better than you. They seem a bit like Half-elves, they look human but get most of the elf goodies in the process.
In all truth, the Lyrans remind me of the elves from Shadowrun, except without the pointy ears. Go to Comment
Why is the sword so over represented in fantasy? That goes to the symbolic power of the weapon as well as the social factors of the medieval period. War is the game of kings, and the sword is the weapon of the king, being the most difficult weapon to produce reliably. Creating the long, thin metal blade was quite an accomplishment in a time that lacked things like nickel steel, or the bessemer process blast furnace. Swords were deadly, expensive and as much symbols of nobility and the right to rule as gold, fealty, and the entire feudal system. Across the world, the daisho, or katana and wakazashi worn by samurai were the official symbol of being a noble/samurai. To be caught wearing the daisho without permission was penalized by death. It was perfectly permissable for most commoners to weild the wakazashi and smaller tanto since these were multi-use serving as much as tools as weapons in times of war. The sword is a weapon only, and to use it as a tool is demeaning.
Legendary swords - Caliburn, later renamed Excaliber, Damocles, the sword of god, Durandahl, the sword of Roland.
Other legendary weapons - ????
The blunt weapons, such as the mace, hammer, pick, flail, and other pole arms were the weaponry of the commoner, as these invariably had labor uses and indeed evolved from these purposes. What self respecting lord is going to ride into battle swinging the weapon of the commoner levies? These weapons were popular among the commoners as they were rather cheap, and easy to produce. All had wooden handles, and the amount of metal used was limited, and there was nothing to compare to the 24-36 plus inches of steel in a sword.
The sword is a phallic symbol, and that is all I am going to say about that.
Clerics and maces is a footprint of dungeons and dragons, where the clerical caste was limited from using swords since most swords dealt more damage than other weapons, and this would have rendered the fighter class pointless. Historical clerics had no qualms about using bladed weapons, indeed Archbishop Turpin from the Song of Roland believed that taking up the sword against the Saracen enemy was doing the work of God. As for the not drawing blood arguement against swords, is the slash from a sword so much more offensive that crushing someone's head in a spray of arterial gore with a mace?
The Arms Race
In the late medieval period and early renaissance, the sword began to see less and less action, and the plebian weapons of the mace, and hammer became more common, in parallel to the use of the arquebus and the brace of pistols. This was due to improvements in armor design and manufacture. A sword does little damage against a steel plate, no matter how sharp it is. These crushing weapons became almost mandatory to defeat a well armored foe, though the sword itself never fully fell from use.
Disagree? What is the ceremonial weapon of the USMC? In an age of laser guided munitions and armor defeating smart weapons, it is a sabre. Go to Comment
There is alot to take in here, and without the tables from the base article alot of relevant information isn't as obvious. After reading it, I feel the urge to post some answers and rebuttals.
Why does man continue to fight when the track record of obtaining desired results is so poor?
War is a gamble, while the odds of winning a war you start are less than 50%, those are still better odds than winning the lottery or gambling on a horse race. People still do both. Also, with disinformation and optomism, no one starts a war thinking that they will loose it. I would think this a measure of nationalistic arrogance.
Why is there a constant level of warfare - is it that the opportunities are constrained, or is it that the ability to sustain fighting is constrained, or is a combination of both?
Why do wars cease before issues are resolved and are then resumed after a period of time?
Loosing is a major reason for a war ending before the issues are resolved. WWII followed WWI, stemming from the conditions that lead to the first war and the reparitions that followed it. The second reason is confusing symptoms with issues, some wars are ended once basic objectives are handled or deemed unable to be achieved. The First Gulf War ended when Kuwait was liberated from Iraqi control. The symptom was cured, but the main issue remain, IE Saddam in power. A hot issue can be cooled for a while, but until it is decisively dealt with (resolved or destroyed) it will come back like a horror movie slasher.
Why does the West fight twice as often as Islam and fights a fixed but small percentage of its wars against Islam?
The West fights twice as many wars because the West comes from a tradition of colonialism (look at the wars fought by the west in the 19th century, and remember that the west was most likely the British Empire). This has later translated into the west and the UN adopting a Police of the World attitude. Islam fights fewer wars because Islam isnt a colonial power, and commands a smaller amount of the world's resources and combat capability.
Some other issues:
Modern wars have increased in numbers, but in most part have decreased in scale. Mechanization and specialization have allowed a smaller number of men to do the same fighting of what used to take a larger number. Mobility has replaced in large extend massive defences. In WWI, 4,355,000 Americans fought in the trenches. The Vietnam conflict was fought by just over half a million American soldiers. Compare that to the current war in Iraq and the 'troop surge' that boosted numbers there to 120,000. Go to Comment
There is a plant called the Buffalo Gourd that grows in the southwest. During times of plenty, the native indian tribes would use the gourd to make soap, and when times were lean they would eat it. This is what the dog pod reminded me of. Go to Comment