I have problems.
Halow's eve: Crazy twisted Necromancer solidifies Melkesjokolyde and gives it to children. Town overrun with toddler zombies. (S)he then reanimate all the corpses (both the children and their newly slaughtered parents,) and sends them forth to bring him/her new bodies. come next year, (s)he hides his/her minions and starts on another town, repeats this until a significant army is built up, then conquers the world, and posiibly even the multiverse... Go to Comment
And Captain Penguin did aooroach the citadel with the Boots Too Fine for the Earth, and the Citadel did weep at his beautiful story, and he recieved nothing short out of five out of five.
If the Rating system allowed it, I would have voted higher. Go to Comment
It could use a major overhaul, specifically along the lines of avaliability. I'm pretty sure that Dranor took a sip to test its potentcy, after all it was immediately after he brewed it. It might make a little more sense for a servant to have done so, I mean, even if hes a master alchemist, there could have been major side-effects. Go to Comment
I happen to have a church that consist almost entirely of paladins. Their god is a Couatl, and they would no doubt love to spread some angelic wings while they do the same with their "Divine judgement." Go to Comment
I love how no one has followed true Strolenite style and said what I am about to.
IT'S TOO SHORT!
Anyway, I like the Item and all possible wacky hijinks related to it. It would be nice if some of said hijinks could have been posted in the post, and not the comments, however. Naturally, the inclusion of statistics removes points, too. Go to Comment