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Bloody Smile
NPCs  (Mythic/ Historical)   (Criminal/Espionage)
Roack's comment on 2006-04-08 04:30 PM
Dear god(s), He's beautifully disgusting! Go to Comment
Melkesjokolyde
Items  (Potion)   (Villanous)
Roack's comment on 2005-07-28 07:02 AM
I have problems.
Halow's eve: Crazy twisted Necromancer solidifies Melkesjokolyde and gives it to children. Town overrun with toddler zombies. (S)he then reanimate all the corpses (both the children and their newly slaughtered parents,) and sends them forth to bring him/her new bodies. come next year, (s)he hides his/her minions and starts on another town, repeats this until a significant army is built up, then conquers the world, and posiibly even the multiverse... Go to Comment
Melkesjokolyde
Items  (Potion)   (Villanous)
Roack's comment on 2005-07-28 04:43 PM
The potion itself would yes have a short duration, but if (s)he is powerful enough to consider world domination (s)he should be able to cast a few pretty powerful spells... Go to Comment
Melkesjokolyde
Items  (Potion)   (Villanous)
Roack's comment on 2005-07-31 04:19 AM
Sorry, should have said Reallistically consider world domination. Go to Comment
Candlegouger
Items  (Melee Weapons)   (Magical)
Roack's comment on 2005-11-29 09:46 PM
I have to repeat what has been said: Bland. However I'm infatuated with the name "Candlegouger," I believe such a name would deserve a slightly more creative weapon attatched to it. Go to Comment
Boots Too Fine for the Earth
Items  (Clothes)   (Magical)
Roack's comment on 2005-11-29 08:06 PM
And Captain Penguin did aooroach the citadel with the Boots Too Fine for the Earth, and the Citadel did weep at his beautiful story, and he recieved nothing short out of five out of five.
If the Rating system allowed it, I would have voted higher. Go to Comment
Helspar
Items  (Materials)   (Non-Magical)
Roack's comment on 2005-07-28 05:31 PM
Whether or not one could make an alloy of it, its still a valuable material for armor. By placing a little square inside plate armor, you can keep your soldiers warm and well-armored. Go to Comment
Flask of Wiblië
Items  (Potion)   (Magical)
Roack's comment on 2005-07-28 07:11 AM
Seconded.
It could use a major overhaul, specifically along the lines of avaliability. I'm pretty sure that Dranor took a sip to test its potentcy, after all it was immediately after he brewed it. It might make a little more sense for a servant to have done so, I mean, even if hes a master alchemist, there could have been major side-effects. Go to Comment
Canteen Stones
Items  (Other)   (Magical)
Roack's comment on 2005-08-22 01:04 PM
Wing Brew
Items  (Potion)   (Cursed)
Roack's comment on 2005-07-28 07:15 AM
I happen to have a church that consist almost entirely of paladins. Their god is a Couatl, and they would no doubt love to spread some angelic wings while they do the same with their "Divine judgement." Go to Comment
Centipede Nails
Lifeforms  (Constructed)   (Any)
Roack's comment on 2005-07-28 07:31 AM
Maybe there's an "original" version, a now extinct form of centipede that acted similarly? Go to Comment
The Sun Box
Items  (Other)   (Magical)
Roack's comment on 2005-08-09 06:31 AM
Sunglasses would really help too. Go to Comment
Muzzled Mouse
Items  (Tools)   (Non-Magical)
Roack's comment on 2005-07-28 06:27 AM
It could be a slightly more idealistic society, or the animal cruelty is behind the scenes, though I most definitely agree with the seperation between DM and NPC captain. Go to Comment
Muzzled Mouse
Items  (Tools)   (Non-Magical)
Roack's comment on 2005-08-09 06:27 AM
Or potentially get a slipping paladin to fall completely via muderous rage. Go to Comment
Umbral Clot
Items  (Materials)   (Non-Magical)
Roack's comment on 2005-08-02 06:32 AM
This is one of those semi-mundane items that a character of mine loves to collect, not to mention the uses he could find (not the most morally implicated) Go to Comment
Derivish Blade
Items  (Melee Weapons)   (Combat)
Roack's comment on 2005-07-28 05:08 PM
Great Item, very realistic Go to Comment
Egg Cup of Summoning
Items  (Home/ Personal)   (Magical)
Roack's comment on 2005-08-19 01:22 PM
2 words:
ooooooooooooooo pretty Go to Comment
Chimera Oil
Items  (Potion)   (Magical)
Roack's comment on 2005-07-28 09:17 PM
So this is how the platypus was created! Go to Comment
Eastern Rabbit's Staff of Doom
Items  (Wand/Staff/ Arcane)   (Magical)
Roack's comment on 2005-07-28 05:24 PM
Why is it that I seem to be filled with visions of evil child-sized minions? Go to Comment
Bra of Holding
Items  (Clothes)   (Magical)
Roack's comment on 2006-06-18 11:24 PM
I love how no one has followed true Strolenite style and said what I am about to.

IT'S TOO SHORT!

Anyway, I like the Item and all possible wacky hijinks related to it. It would be nice if some of said hijinks could have been posted in the post, and not the comments, however. Naturally, the inclusion of statistics removes points, too. Go to Comment
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