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30 body parts for do-it-yourself Chimera
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Murometz's comment on 2015-01-29 10:35 AM
Don't abandon this one just yet :)

Tables! We want tables!! And more head/body options! Want help? Go to Comment
30 body parts for do-it-yourself Chimera
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Murometz's comment on 2015-01-29 11:45 AM
see above. Go to Comment
30 body parts for do-it-yourself Chimera
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Murometz's comment on 2017-02-17 12:13 PM
Hey, look what I found! :) Go to Comment
30 body parts for do-it-yourself Chimera
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Murometz's comment on 2015-01-28 09:35 PM
Ok, i'll say it, this is potentially awesome fun, rolling up the random monstrosities! I'd maybe collate the choices into separate body and head tables, and of course, add MORE of them! :) Go to Comment
MMWWW Goddess of Milk
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Murometz's comment on 2015-01-28 01:48 PM
iiiiinteresting, as they say.

My first takeaway was the hilarious visual of the cow Demi-god visiting a clueless farmer to recruit him into the cult.

I'm a big fan of this type of twisted "divinity". And playing a Paladin of the Moo would be fun. Go to Comment
Skyhawk Faunareconnaissance Implant
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Murometz's comment on 2015-01-28 12:07 PM
Recruited as scouts sounds so innocent for this deplorable practice against nature. Poor critters, brain hemorrhaging on command. :P

I like it.

So primate compatible ones are out there somwhere? Waiting to be found by intrepid pcs? Go to Comment
New Here? Learn from my mistakes!
Articles  (Rules and Advice)   (Citadel Help)
Murometz's comment on 2015-01-27 12:14 PM

Stuff like this (stream of consciousness blog) is better off in the forums, Aramax. What's a Strolonite? Please take an extra 5 minutes when you write. There is no running stopwatch or gun to your head. You seem to think that any thought you get is a "sub". It's not, we have a whole giant forum for casual conversation and opinions on everything.

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Xord godling of The Seven Armie's Battle
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Murometz's comment on 2015-01-26 11:24 PM
I've always loved the idea of a one-worshipper god. Makes me giggle every time. Go to Comment
When The Hail Came
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Murometz's comment on 2015-01-22 12:46 AM
Wow. You know ax, I didn't realize that I agree until I read your comment. It's true, the voice *doesn't* quite mature, does it? Still, I love this Spartan journal approach. Go to Comment
When The Hail Came
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Murometz's comment on 2015-01-21 09:04 PM
Very nicely done. Nice hints and heartstring tugs throughout. Very economical wording. Not a revolutionary approach, but good, fun read regardless. Go to Comment
The Last Mind Flayer
Plots  (Crisis)   (Single-Storyline)
Murometz's comment on 2015-01-23 10:19 PM
Yeah, I love this sub so much! I have to echo Scras in that my immediate first thought was, this reads so retro! I love Rodchenko! This is just a fantastic pair brought to life! Everything really, the story, their personalities, the image of Rodchenko (I won't lie), even the format, is perfect. Is Illah supposed to be Ilya? If so, I'm hurt. I usually don't antagonize. :P

Rodchenko is the greatest natural swordsman in the world (somebody has to be). Go to Comment
7 Trains
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Murometz's comment on 2015-01-16 10:53 PM

Interesting set. #4 immediately instills thoughts of the Great Train Robbery and a session based on it. #5 screams Runaway Train with Voight and Roberts. #3 and #1 are nice and self explanatory. #6 nice touch. I don't think #7 is needed. Just filler words. We know what a train is for :)

#8? A rare collectible toy train (Lionel?) worth a small fortune!

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Hobbit Chair and Eat Racing
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Murometz's comment on 2015-01-15 03:28 PM
Cute. Can see these competitions happening in the shire. Go to Comment
The Broken Peace
Plots  (Discovery)   (Single-Storyline)
Murometz's comment on 2015-01-28 12:51 PM
I never thought I'd live to see the day this sentence appeared in print...

"When goblins die it is usually of old age"

Interesting take on the whole you are what you eat trope. Go to Comment
Drofor's Grotesquery
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Murometz's comment on 2015-01-14 03:18 PM

This one really piques my imagination, cruc. Love it. Creepy and, half-gods, orgies, cults, and the names!! A sense of the primeval/primordial mixed with an almost Renaissance feel. Would love to see the 30 paintings written up!

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The Holy Hovercraft of The Ice Bears
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Murometz's comment on 2015-01-09 12:47 PM
Fun! space-faring polar bear mercenaries. Somehow it makes sense. Who is their leader? Enemies of note? Go to Comment
Murometz's comment on 2015-01-06 02:29 PM
Fun read and easy to understand even for the science-y laymen Go to Comment
Murometz's comment on 2015-01-06 02:46 PM
These are great! Mini sci-fi primers!! Go to Comment
The Dwarven Beard Explained
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Murometz's comment on 2014-12-17 03:28 PM
what? I'm referring to *other* potentially interesting Dwarven biological and/or physiological traits...but yeah, ok. Go to Comment
The Dwarven Beard Explained
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Murometz's comment on 2014-12-17 02:27 PM
What Tuss and Stork said! Go to Comment
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       By: Monument

When the characters approach a clearing in the forest, they will see 4 ogres who are guarding, and preventing from escape, 4 human males, and 3 human females. The ogres will see the party and leap to attack. The females will scream "OUR SAVIORS!!" and run screaming straight across the currently forming battlefield, in between ogres and party members, to hide behind the rearmost party members. They will be safe there. The males will try to skirt the battle to the north side to join the women.

To the south, giants will be hiding in the thick underbrush until the party has engaged the ogres and then attack the most opportune target EXCEPT the ones that the females are next to.

It should be noted that the female commoners are not female commoners at all, nor are the male commoners actually male commoners. The female commoners are the hags, who have polymorphed themselves as the commoners in their stewpot to escape detection. The males skirting the battle are actually MORE ogres, the hags were in the process of polymorphing ALL the ogres into regular humans for ambush purposes. The REAL commoners are already dead, having found their way into the coven's cauldron for dinner.

The hags (the women) will position themselves near to any spellcasters in the rear first, and then near anyone else in the back of the fight. The ogres (the men) will wait until the hags shift form, and then attack first the rear folks, then shift into the melee.

It is possible that the characters, as they approach the ogres, will notice the giants in the bush, and be able to warn the others of the ambush.

GAME NOTES: If you sell the screaming women correctly, they will not even be suspected until it is too late. Therein lay the problem. This encounter is ESPECIALLY deadly to the rear eschelon of the party. It is entirely possible that the hags will finish off half the party before they even realize they have been duped. Caution is required if the game master wishes to avoid a TPK(total party kill).

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