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MoonHunter's comment on 2008-09-15 11:36 AM
An ring that generates a displacement field,at will but curses the wearer with lycanthropy - transforming them into a wolf.

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A wherewolf item, of course. Go to Comment
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MoonHunter's comment on 2008-09-15 11:37 AM
You have to know your gaming history to best understand this one.

Rod of Vecna

+10 Charisma when dealing with female lichs, +5 with necromancers, and +1 vs all females. Go to Comment
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MoonHunter's comment on 2008-09-15 11:40 AM
Borrowed but cute


A bow of fine make, this rather colourful weapon pierces holes in the clouds themselves.

Property: +2 Dexterity, +2 Kinsey.

Power * Daily. Fire an arrow into the sky to produce a downpour lasting ten minutes.

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It is called, the Rain Bow Go to Comment
Items of Groan
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MoonHunter's comment on 2008-09-15 11:42 AM
*Plotti McPlothoek:* grizzled old hook-handed (x2) pirate always willing to give the PCs quest-starting info for the cost of a drink. Strangely appears in every inn or tavern the adventurers happen to enter as if all part of a cosmic plan scribed by a very uncreative and time-pressed god.

*the party, having lost the trail of the bandit lord Gravus, enters a way station in an ice-choked and windswept mountain pass*

"Holy sh*t. Wouldn't you know it. There's Plotti McPlothoek. Plotti you ol' seadog, what brings you here?"
"Yarr, me vessel was blown of course and I set in here for repairs."
"Blown of course. That's for sure. That's some hell of a course error that put you here... in the mountains."
"Well, err... the wind... umm... maps..."
"Guys just let it go otherwise Yorkus will go and sulk in the bathroom until we leave." Go to Comment
Items of Groan
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MoonHunter's comment on 2008-09-15 11:42 AM
Ring of Invisibility

This ring cannot be seen

Ring of Invulnerability

This ring cannot be damaged

Ring of Indivisibility

The wearer is immune to having his/her head or limbs removed Go to Comment
Items of Groan
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MoonHunter's comment on 2008-09-15 11:43 AM
Chain Mail Armor: Only provides protection if the user sends additional suits to five of their friendsand then they do the same...and so onand so:) Go to Comment
Items of Groan
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MoonHunter's comment on 2008-09-15 02:34 PM
I made this a seperate submission because this wasn't about the silly so much as the pun-ishment we could inflict. Go to Comment
Items of Groan
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MoonHunter's comment on 2008-09-15 03:45 PM
Do it. Do it a lot! Go to Comment
Items of Groan
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MoonHunter's comment on 2008-09-16 10:30 AM
Come join the merryment and mirth. Punish those who will not submit. Go to Comment
Items of Groan
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MoonHunter's comment on 2008-09-16 10:41 AM
I do confess, I have played too much Pendragon.

Sir Tified, he who makes sure everything is "just so" and legal.

Sir Tain, he who is never wrong

Sir FFe, he is always at the ocean side

Sir Urch, he is who is always questing for something, no matter how trivial.

Sir Lee, he who is always angry or grumpy

And an item

The Great Sword
This average sized sword is magically glamoured to make everyone think it is a wonderful weapon, the best ever. The weapon itself is merely medicore. Go to Comment
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MoonHunter's comment on 2008-09-16 11:38 PM
This is a punishment? Oh. right. it is a punishment. Go to Comment
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MoonHunter's comment on 2008-09-18 01:05 AM
Ring of Spell Turning.
Once activated, presumably the wearer is about to be hit with some awful spell, a voice comes from the ring saying "Turning, t u r n i n g. Turning."

This could have useful applications, as a "Radar detector for incomming magic"

And if you don't get the joke, Spell the word Turning. T-U-R-N-I-N-G. Tee, Yoo, Arr, Enn, Eye, Enn, Jee. Think spelling bee. Understand now? Go to Comment
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MoonHunter's comment on 2008-09-18 02:01 PM
The approach to the mound. The set up. The pitch. *home run*
That was funny. Go to Comment
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MoonHunter's comment on 2008-09-18 02:03 PM
Don't forget to plus ep
XP: + - ( 0 )

Anyone entry you like a lot. Go to Comment
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MoonHunter's comment on 2008-09-25 01:15 PM
Ring of a Bell:

The ring is a normal ring with a small bell like mark on the outer band. When a bell rings out in the area, the ring will vibrate. (This is great for deaf monastic/ scholarly types who need to hear bells to get to prayer/ class).

The ring will also vibrate when it is within a short distance of a bell, even if the bell is "at rest".

Either way, The ring will continue to vibrate until touched with a copper piece.

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A bell's toll for thee Go to Comment
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MoonHunter's comment on 2008-09-25 01:16 PM
I blame Kin for this one. It came up after reading his Four Rings 5321 Go to Comment
Alarnak, Lord of Claw and Fang
NPCs  (Mythic/ Historical)   (Religious)
MoonHunter's comment on 2008-09-16 10:50 AM
Other than Gods are system posts, unless they God comes down and walks the material world as an NPC, I like this.


System (divine, general) Go to Comment
Samurai Rank System
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MoonHunter's comment on 2008-09-16 12:11 AM
This listing does not jive with my experience with this order. Still it give a passible ordering for inspiration for other things. Go to Comment
Gurkha Military Ranks
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MoonHunter's comment on 2008-09-16 12:15 AM
Everything deserves a vote and a comment.

I don't know the accuracy of this, but it sure seems neat. Go to Comment
Gurkha Military Ranks
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MoonHunter's comment on 2011-04-12 09:22 PM
To be honest with you, I have the same complaint (and thus the same less than stellar vote) about this one. While they can be inspirational and adapted, it wasn't that much useful information. (suggested that Kuseru Satsujin do all of these as one big article... but we have a bunch of little ones). Go to Comment
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