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Synths
Lifeforms  (Constructed)   (Any)
MoonHunter's comment on 2008-09-20 12:06 AM
Well The Synths are different enough that you would have to actively dye your hair and skin to get that combination. Just as it would be easy enough to look like one (well if you have the right bodytype), it would be easy enough to change your look to avoid being branded a synth or treated like a "nothing". Go to Comment
Contemporary Magical Organizations
Society/ Organizations  (Mystical)   (World Wide)
MoonHunter's comment on 2008-09-20 10:29 PM
Cheka, they are not on the blink.

Have you missed the fact that we have told you like three times that HoHs are still there, you just can only apply them to a submission after then have been around for 72 hours? Go to Comment
Contemporary Magical Organizations
Society/ Organizations  (Mystical)   (World Wide)
MoonHunter's comment on 2008-09-20 10:34 PM
Okay, most of my comments are admin-sih in orrientation, for forgive

First, You really should make this a scroll/ codex so it can be added to OR you really need to change the name.

(You could make them all invidual posts... ;) )

Second, a little more lead in would of been nice before the mash posting of the that other information.

There is no shame in a repost. There is a lot of good info on the internet that simply is "lost" to the world because the one place it was is lost OR it was an email post to a group.

I really would make each of those groups you added to your friends list a scroll entry. I know it is a bit tedious now, but it will make things work better in the future as people look at it. Plus you can create a table of contents... otherwise much of your information is hard to find. Go to Comment
Items of Groan
Items  (Other)   (Magical)
MoonHunter's comment on 2008-09-22 05:27 PM
At the culmination of a great quest bestowed by Gerat Deity to find the "roots of stones," the players discovered a pile of rocks that recited cheerleader-type chants ("G-R-A-N-I-T-E! Granite, granite, allllll the WAY, HEY!").

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The GM is said to have barely survived the actualy melee that occured after. Go to Comment
Items of Groan
Items  (Other)   (Magical)
MoonHunter's comment on 2008-09-22 05:39 PM
(Collector) Plate of Doom

Not only they wonderfully illustrated, they provide +5 armor protection. The cost is either an easy payment of 19.99 each month (for the rest of your life) or your soul. Go to Comment
Items of Groan
Items  (Other)   (Magical)
MoonHunter's comment on 2008-09-15 11:24 AM
Bottle of Spirits -- plainly labeled; filled with soul-rending wraiths. The swirling grey mist inside occasionally shows a face pressed against the glass. Go to Comment
Items of Groan
Items  (Other)   (Magical)
MoonHunter's comment on 2008-09-15 11:24 AM
Thor's Hummer - artifact car that adds lightning damage to everything it rams and has a bonus against giants. And it returns after being thrown.

This will make an appearance in a Scion game I run or maybe an Urban Fantasy Game. Go to Comment
Items of Groan
Items  (Other)   (Magical)
MoonHunter's comment on 2008-09-15 11:25 AM
Completestaff. Much more effected that a quarterstaff. Go to Comment
Items of Groan
Items  (Other)   (Magical)
MoonHunter's comment on 2008-09-15 11:27 AM
Dollar Ninety Five Cent Staff, like a Quarterstaff, only better. However, shouldn't that be a buck-and-a-quarter quarterstaff?

Ho! Ha ha! Guard! Turn! Parry! Dodge! Spin! Ha! Thrust!

Sproing.

You know this item is actually a +5 staff, that requires you to take 1d6 subdual every three attacks. Go to Comment
Items of Groan
Items  (Other)   (Magical)
MoonHunter's comment on 2008-09-15 11:27 AM
Total Bastard Sword....
+5 vs Women and Children. Go to Comment
Items of Groan
Items  (Other)   (Magical)
MoonHunter's comment on 2008-09-15 11:28 AM
Borrowed
Half-plate: Can hold one sandwich, but no chips.

Hide Armour - good for stealth.

Light Shield - no need for a torch Go to Comment
Items of Groan
Items  (Other)   (Magical)
MoonHunter's comment on 2008-09-15 11:30 AM
Borrowed, but really deserve a submission

Dust Bunnies - small magical creatures that inhabit dark places (dungeons, behind the chamberpot, under the bed, etc.). They survive by eating dirt. When they get too large, they split into two or more smaller bunnies. If struck, they explode into a cloud that causes all nearby to sneeze uncontrollably.

I've had also had Spitting Images, Roaring Acclaims, and even Rogue Waves (water elemental).

Where is Terry Pratchett when you need him? Go to Comment
Items of Groan
Items  (Other)   (Magical)
MoonHunter's comment on 2008-09-15 11:31 AM
This one got me to post this submission

A futuristic keyboard that randomly bestows magic blessings and curses with each key that is pressed?

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A Cyberdeck of Many Things, of course. Go to Comment
Items of Groan
Items  (Other)   (Magical)
MoonHunter's comment on 2008-09-15 11:31 AM
The GlasgOuijan Board - It contacts the spirits and foretells the future, but has such a thick Scots accent that nobody can understand what it says Go to Comment
Items of Groan
Items  (Other)   (Magical)
MoonHunter's comment on 2008-09-15 11:35 AM
Some characters. Sure they are not items, but they are funny. Okay, you know you had one character in your group when you were young that had one of these naems.. you know it.... admit it...

Sir Cumvent, known for his ability to outmaneuver his opponents on the field without ever being brought to battle.

Sir Tenly, the Priest of Positive Thinking.

Sir Osis of the Liver

Sir Cumspect, the wary knight

Sir Cular, who ate rather too much.

Sir Loin of Beef.

Sir Pluss, he always gets left out.

However, his rather charming and romantic brother Sir Duce, you may be better acquainted with.

Their cousin Sir Fary, seems to be perpetually off hunting.

Sir Not Appearing in the Adventure, who is always mentioned, but never around.

Queen Aurala of Aundair recently knighted the most sucessful agent of her majesty's espionage service: Sir Veillance.

Hilda Thunderaxe vowed to remain single and often ridiculed couples as they left the local chapel. She was one Critical Miss!

The knight who spent his entire career fighting orcs....

Sir Cumcision - because there's no end to those pricks. Go to Comment
Items of Groan
Items  (Other)   (Magical)
MoonHunter's comment on 2008-09-15 11:36 AM
An ring that generates a displacement field,at will but curses the wearer with lycanthropy - transforming them into a wolf.

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A wherewolf item, of course. Go to Comment
Items of Groan
Items  (Other)   (Magical)
MoonHunter's comment on 2008-09-15 11:37 AM
You have to know your gaming history to best understand this one.

Rod of Vecna

+10 Charisma when dealing with female lichs, +5 with necromancers, and +1 vs all females. Go to Comment
Items of Groan
Items  (Other)   (Magical)
MoonHunter's comment on 2008-09-15 11:40 AM
Borrowed but cute


A bow of fine make, this rather colourful weapon pierces holes in the clouds themselves.

Property: +2 Dexterity, +2 Kinsey.

Power * Daily. Fire an arrow into the sky to produce a downpour lasting ten minutes.

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It is called, the Rain Bow Go to Comment
Items of Groan
Items  (Other)   (Magical)
MoonHunter's comment on 2008-09-15 11:42 AM
*Plotti McPlothoek:* grizzled old hook-handed (x2) pirate always willing to give the PCs quest-starting info for the cost of a drink. Strangely appears in every inn or tavern the adventurers happen to enter as if all part of a cosmic plan scribed by a very uncreative and time-pressed god.

*the party, having lost the trail of the bandit lord Gravus, enters a way station in an ice-choked and windswept mountain pass*

"Holy sh*t. Wouldn't you know it. There's Plotti McPlothoek. Plotti you ol' seadog, what brings you here?"
"Yarr, me vessel was blown of course and I set in here for repairs."
"Blown of course. That's for sure. That's some hell of a course error that put you here... in the mountains."
"Well, err... the wind... umm... maps..."
"Guys just let it go otherwise Yorkus will go and sulk in the bathroom until we leave." Go to Comment
Items of Groan
Items  (Other)   (Magical)
MoonHunter's comment on 2008-09-15 11:42 AM
Ring of Invisibility

This ring cannot be seen

Ring of Invulnerability

This ring cannot be damaged

Ring of Indivisibility

The wearer is immune to having his/her head or limbs removed Go to Comment
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