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Book Called Regret
Items  (Books and Scrolls)   (Cursed)
Kinslayer's comment on 2008-01-28 07:25 PM
I like it. The submission could stand a rewrite, but the ideas are grand. This book works both as a customised work--storytelling raised to the level of magic, without true magic being used. It also works well as a magic item that adjusts to its new owner, sort of a mystic version of A Young Lady's Illustrated Primer from Stephenson's The Diamond Age.

Whether truly sentient or not, this is nasty and fun--for the GM, at least. I would use this subtly. That is, the imagery would be all in the reader's imagination, rather than an overt visual phantasm. Go to Comment
Campaign Level Thinking
Articles  (Campaign)   (Game Mastering)
Kinslayer's comment on 2006-05-03 08:38 PM
It's a very useful campaign design tool to have the type of adventures broadly traced in advance all the way up, and this scroll gives a good description of this. Go to Comment
Torture and Execution--Devices and Methods
Items  (Other)   (Villanous)
Kinslayer's comment on 2008-09-24 08:13 PM
MoonHunter, I thought it substantial enough to merit its own page. I have added it to the Torture Devices and Techniques page. Go to Comment
Suicide flies
Lifeforms  (Fauna)   (Plains)
Kinslayer's comment on 2008-09-24 08:48 PM
Little bug-eating critters, like frogs & such, aren't really going to be very aware of the dangers of consuming them. And the bugs are delicious. Go to Comment
Suicide flies
Lifeforms  (Fauna)   (Plains)
Kinslayer's comment on 2008-09-24 08:14 PM
Nah, spiders suck the juices out of their bodies which prevents the eggs from hatching. Go to Comment
30 Bottles of Wine
Items  (Potion)   (Heroic)
Kinslayer's comment on 2008-09-24 06:34 PM
Neat. Well done. Go to Comment
Items of Groan
Items  (Other)   (Magical)
Kinslayer's comment on 2008-09-24 08:32 PM
Bolt of Hellacious Seasonings: made with salt, black pepper, hot sauce, and lemon juice; stings and burns indeed.. Go to Comment
Items of Groan
Items  (Other)   (Magical)
Kinslayer's comment on 2008-09-24 08:35 PM
You forgot the 'um' after every third letter. Go to Comment
Items of Groan
Items  (Other)   (Magical)
Kinslayer's comment on 2008-09-16 07:30 PM
(The first one I think of, and of course it's naughty...)

Ring of Protection: It must be unrolled before use. No, it doesn't go on your finger. Go to Comment
Items of Groan
Items  (Other)   (Magical)
Kinslayer's comment on 2008-09-16 07:34 PM
Deck of Many Things: When a card is drawn, it creates one of several items, or evokes a change in the environment.

Wicker chair--conjuration
Cold beer--conjuration
Pretty sunset--alteration/evocation
Wobbly table--conjuration
Deck of cards--conjuration (with a 1% chance that this is also a magical deck--this card is how these things reproduce) Go to Comment
Items of Groan
Items  (Other)   (Magical)
Kinslayer's comment on 2008-09-16 07:37 PM
Chain Mail +5: Some time after this item is donned, the links separate and securely bind the wearer and five of his closest buddies. Note--only works on victims with Y-chromosomes. Go to Comment
Items of Groan
Items  (Other)   (Magical)
Kinslayer's comment on 2008-09-16 07:38 PM
(I have actually introduced this one into the game.)

Amulet of Cleavage: This medallion consists of a silver oval highly polished to a mirror finish. Engraved into the center is an arrow, pointing upward. When noticed, the Amulet of Cleavage reflects the viewer's eyes back at him (and also possibly the sun). Accompanied by the arrow, this is a not-so-subtle reminder that the wearer's eyes are a bit further north. Some of these devices have an inscription beneath the arrow: "Hey! Look up here!" Go to Comment
Items of Groan
Items  (Other)   (Magical)
Kinslayer's comment on 2008-09-16 07:43 PM
Whyme: God of Atheism. In some lands this divine entity is known as Norelpref. Go to Comment
Items of Groan
Items  (Other)   (Magical)
Kinslayer's comment on 2008-09-16 07:49 PM
(Yet another one that actually saw in-game usage)

Giant Strength Belt: It adds one level to the wearer's Strength attribute. The drawback: it's huge, twelve feet wide and over a ton of leather. It's long enough to span a river. Go to Comment
Items of Groan
Items  (Other)   (Magical)
Kinslayer's comment on 2008-09-16 09:12 PM
There can be only one punishment for failing to submit to the Items of Groan. They must be tied to the bed and then spanked soundly. Then you may do with them as you wish.

A spanking! A spanking! Go to Comment
Bracelet of Iniquity
Items  (Jewelry)   (Villanous)
Kinslayer's comment on 2008-09-24 08:43 PM
Much of the effect of the BoI would be in game mechanics, and thus system-specific. Still, it is a neat idea. I like that it enhances a villain--but not excessively so--and is less than useless in the hands of a heroic pc. That's a nice one-two punch that you don't often see in magic items. It's certainly better than giving the bad guy lots of potions or other one-use consumables--using those can lead to angry players. Go to Comment
Undead Economics? Or Golem Economics?
Articles  (Setting Building)   (Gaming - In General)
Kinslayer's comment on 2008-09-16 06:52 PM
The most difficult part with the U/G economics is the initial backlash. Once it gets a foothold in society, the rest will tend to fall into place. As someone once said, you don't win converts to your way of thinking by winning them over, but by outliving your detractors. A new generation grows up in their place without the resistance to the idea, because they have always known it to be.

I don't think that starting with hookers is the best route. Prostitutes are not widely known for having lots of money to invest in things like this, or they wouldn't be in that occupation. I love the idea of Pimp Bone Daddy, though. I'll have the mental image of a skeleton--morphed into something like the Cursed from and wearing a big purple hat & suit--stuck in my head all day. Necromancers gaining recognition and power socially--taking over the kingdom by force, being the big hero that all the kids look up to, obliterating all other forms of magic, or whatever--might be a better tactic.

Another route is to just get people used to necromancy in general through subtle little things. Here is one example from my own campaign. A pc necromancer sells shrunken heads. He makes a nice little profit doing so, which more than covers his own expenses while moving all over the place, as player-characters tend to do. Most of them are just little curios, with some painted bright colours to be more eye-catching while simultaneously less offensive to more delicate sensibilities. Some are enchanted to move or attack, but that's a different story altogether. As he is always on the go, none of the heads he sells in a given town uses corpses from that town, and thus no one is likely to recognise a loved one. All of this serves to make necromancy a little bit more acceptable all the time. Go to Comment
Tabs' Candy Carnival
Locations  (Establishment)   (Any)
Kinslayer's comment on 2008-06-18 03:08 PM
Not everything needs some immediate game mechanic, to help or to harm the pc's. This is an interesting setting, complete with lots of detail. As an added bonus, this are sweet details that the characters can take with them. I could easily spend an hour or two of gaming here, and play it out in real-time.

One player made something similar for Midian (, with a few having effects other than being tasty, but it is not this well fleshed-out. Go to Comment
MoonHunter's Top Tips for 2008
Articles  (Rules and Advice)   (Gaming - In General)
Kinslayer's comment on 2008-06-14 12:31 PM
I have noticed that each annual Top Tips has a theme. This year's theme seems to be: stay cool & play nice, the players are your friends. Go to Comment
open ended magical systems
Systems  (Mystical)   (General)
Kinslayer's comment on 2008-06-14 12:56 PM
Runebearer, Darkurthe Legends, Midian, and Palladium Fantasy all have various magic systems with that feature. An example is here: Go to Comment
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Dwarven Mountain Pony - a small, and hardy animal well suited to living in the mountains and highlands. Able to subsist on grass and brush, with hard hooves, and nimble feet. The dwarves use them as pack animals, and to pull ore carts, and to drive bellows for their furnaces. Never ridden as dwarves like to keep both feet firmly on the ground. As stubborn and tough as the dwarves themselves. Also only about 12 hands tall (1 hand=4 inches)

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