It is silly, if a bit juvenile. Makes me wonder if they also have a mexican themed night with pink tacos. "The best place in town to eat out!" Maybe a honeymooners special platter for $69 so they can both eat out. Is the mascot a little man in a pink boat?
Great submission. Very evocotive descriptions of its creation and purpose, the dedication of the people's very being into it's existance. Only critique would be that is would be almost too powerful to put into the same scene as the players. If this was to fall into the plot the pc's were in, what purpose could it serve either for or against them?