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By: Scrasamax
2007-09-24 03:28 AM
Hits: 3144
Comments: 9
Ideas: 0

Votes: 5 / 3.600000
Pohn Matdol Lifeforms  (Unique)   (Water)

Canst thou draw out leviathan with an hook?
Canst thou fill his skin with barbed irons?
or his head with fish spears?

By: Scrasamax
2007-08-14 02:43 PM
Hits: 2597
Comments: 12
Ideas: 0

Votes: 7 / 4.000000
Timberwing Eagle Lifeforms  (Fauna)   (Forest/ Jungle)

Named Timberwings; for the girth and strength of their wings were as elder oaks, thick and tireless

By: Scrasamax
2007-08-07 03:25 AM
Hits: 7993
Comments: 19
Ideas: 0

Votes: 13 / 4.576923
Clochardshire Shambler Lifeforms  (Constructed)   (City/ Ruin)

Dont mind him, he’s just a rag man

Clochardshire resident, common quote

By: Scrasamax
2007-08-06 03:47 PM
Hits: 3543
Comments: 8
Ideas: 0

Votes: 6 / 3.750000
The Oojah Spider Lifeforms  (Ethereal)   (Any)

Gentlemen, BEHOLD! The celestial spider!

By: Scrasamax
2007-07-26 03:08 AM
Hits: 5875
Comments: 5
Ideas: 2

Votes: 4 / 3.500000
Ancient Race Lifeforms  (Unique)   (Any)

The individual beings of the race that came between the creation of the world, and the creation of the mortal races.

By: Scrasamax
2007-06-19 12:08 PM
Hits: 3044
Comments: 11
Ideas: 0

Votes: 7 / 4.714286
Mana Weeds Lifeforms  (Flora)   (Plains)

Also known as the Ankarran Thistle, Magewort, and a general nuisance.

By: Scrasamax
2007-06-16 02:31 PM
Hits: 2588
Comments: 8
Ideas: 0

Votes: 4 / 4.750000
Mountain Trolls Lifeforms  (Intelligent Species)   (Mountains)

They were formidable even before they learned how to use weapons.

Nahactl, the Wanderer

By: Scrasamax
2007-05-06 02:02 AM
Hits: 2997
Comments: 5
Ideas: 0

Votes: 5 / 3.500000
Dire Swine Lifeforms  (Fauna)   (Forest/ Jungle)

The earth holds the fool and holds the wise,
endures that good and bad dwell (upon her);
she keeps company with the boar,
gives herself up to the wild hog.

The Atharva Veda

By: Scrasamax
2007-04-24 03:42 PM
Hits: 5705
Comments: 19
Ideas: 0

Votes: 14 / 4.750000
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30 Horses Lifeforms  (Fauna)   (Any)

God forbid that I should go to any Heaven where there are no horses.
  - R. B. Cunninghame-Graham

By: Scrasamax
2007-04-21 07:11 PM
Hits: 3280
Comments: 11
Ideas: 0

Votes: 8 / 4.812500
The Abomination of Yirn Monastary Lifeforms  (Constructed)   (Mountains)

Does that thing ever shut it’s blasted mouth? Why did you give it one to begin with?

By: Scrasamax
2007-03-29 02:22 PM
Hits: 3034
Comments: 9
Ideas: 1

Votes: 9 / 4.333333
The Nempori Lifeforms  (Intelligent Species)   (Space)

Egads! Don’t you humans understand how freaking repulsive you look? I’m getting sick to my stomachs right now… urp…

Nempori Diplomat Ocan

By: Scrasamax
2007-03-13 03:25 AM
Hits: 4424
Comments: 20
Ideas: 0

Votes: 13 / 4.423077
The Centaurim Lifeforms  (Constructed)   (Any)

I would be willing, yes glad, to see a battle every day during my life.
George Armstrong Custer

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By: Scrasamax
2007-02-10 02:19 AM
Hits: 4377
Comments: 13
Ideas: 0

Votes: 11 / 4.409091
Ice Giants Lifeforms  (Fauna)   (Tundra/ Arctic)

Beware the Ice Giants of the north, they are a foul tempered bunch.

By: Scrasamax
2006-12-29 01:50 PM
Hits: 3713
Comments: 7
Ideas: 0

Votes: 7 / 4.642857
The Loru Valsharris Lifeforms  (Intelligent Species)   (Forest/ Jungle)

Queens of the forest, the Loru Valsharris are respected by elf, dryad, and ent alike.

By: Scrasamax
2006-11-21 09:51 AM
Hits: 3655
Comments: 15
Ideas: 0

Votes: 11 / 4.000000
Anfau Lifeforms  (Intelligent Species)   (Any)

How empty are their bellies that already so much man and horse flesh cannot fill them?

Excerpt from the Lex Predatoris

By: Scrasamax
2006-11-11 08:35 AM
Hits: 2267
Comments: 5
Ideas: 0

Votes: 4 / 4.375000
Cuada Lifeforms  (Intelligent Species)   (Swamp)

Listen now and hear my words, for they are the words of truth and they are the legacy of our people.

Toltep, the eldest of the Cuada

By: Scrasamax
2006-10-23 01:01 PM
Hits: 6261
Comments: 20
Ideas: 10

Votes: 8 / 4.187500
Concerning Bears Lifeforms  (Fauna)   (Any)

Often the largest of the terrestrial predators, the bear is often overlooked in favor of more flashy and glamourous monsters.

By: Scrasamax
2006-10-15 11:53 PM
Hits: 5674
Comments: 9
Ideas: 5

Votes: 7 / 4.714286
The Questing Beasts Lifeforms  (Unique)   (Any)

T’would take 30 hounds and a brace of knights to hunt a questing beast…

By: Scrasamax
2006-10-12 01:21 PM
Hits: 4382
Comments: 9
Ideas: 0

Votes: 8 / 4.875000
Ouzquin and Nantuin Xactaki Lifeforms  (Constructed)   (Desert)

Worse than those of the Shattered Orb are those who have fallen from the Bright Path and Axtrami’s grace. Yet among them are some who have recieved the extreme blessing of Axtrami, to become glass themselves…

By: Scrasamax
2006-09-15 12:27 PM
Hits: 3458
Comments: 12
Ideas: 0

Votes: 10 / 4.050000
Gaian Worm Lifeforms  (Unique)   (Any)

Behold, the Eldest.

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AutoMedon – A mechanical poet of renown not for his vast catalog of poetry, but for his complete lack of anything written or spoken, having had no output in his programmed profession. His creator is unknown or at least unaccredited, and there are those in great number in the artistic world who wonder and marvel at his inability to produce poetry, crediting that flaw to his creator who is unknown or at least un-credited. There is also a small faction of scholars who believe that when he finally, finally speaks, it will be the most beautiful or sorrowful verse ever spoke or will ever be spoken. Whether his creator is among either group or dead is unknown. AutoMedon sits alone under a tin roofed enclosure, upon a stone chair, with his gaze off in the distant as if thinking. “It’s strange to look at this mechanical man and think what thoughts are working through its’ workings or even if the damn thing is” – Aralis of Qurim, poet and pottery salesman
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