Destroyer of Dynasties, Killer of Kings, Bane of Broods, Curse of the Ruling Elite!
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A terrible teleportation incident makes inter-demihuman chimaera of all the PCs. Quoth Master Adams: 'I teleported home one night / with Ron and Sid and Meg / Ron stole Meg's heart away / and I got Sidney's leg.'