A ring that is not just magical, but stylish as well.

The door that cannot be reached, the wall that cannot be climbed

28- Captain’s Wench
This is an upscale dockside working girl (oxymoron?). She will only "be with" a Captain or Officer. She is prettier, cleaner, and more refined than what one would expect. She is more of an escort, making the captain buy her drinks and food (as well as others). She actually works for the house to promote people to spend.

No nose, hardly any body, a terrible wine, really.

The Lairdlands of today are a peaceful seaming region of dairies, sprawling farmlands, and pastures of horses and cattle in the sunlight.

Life is like a cheese, it starts off milk, then it curdles, and then it ages and you hope for the best.

Pardon them, they are barbarians, and think that the customs of their tribe and river are the laws of nature.
Lord Bertrand of Shawstrope

A writhing mass of red tentacles

Consider your grip and consider just how important the iron spikes and 10 foot pole are.