What the heck is that?  Is it . . . no, it's just a stick.  Sure looks weird, though.

After the sorceress Rigalene died, those going through her estate were puzzled.  Where were all her books?  And how would they find homes for all these cats?

How the Clerics of Stone cheat death.

Everyone knows that firearms are weapons only fit for orcs—smelly, loud, and unreliable.  But there are guns made for ogres, too, and the largest of those are called Thunderguns.

Many magic staffs shoot rays of disintegrating acoustics or summon laser elementals.  The Staff of Seryl gets you pregnant. 

Unless you are a dude, of course.