A being descended from the stars to rule over the Empire of B’Gazzi. (It is not actually male, it is asexual.)
Getting sick of people who’s destiny it is to save the world? Well, that’s sure as hell not anything Randolphina’s like destiny!
A flamboyant warrior with a knack for astounding his foes.
Locked away for his crimes by the gods themselves, he is the greatest spellcaster of all time.
A noble barbarian warrior who seeks to bring down the trappings of civilization and return humanity to the wilds.
Though he is shunned as a beast to the outside world, none could deny his skill.
Shunned and exiled, Shkur-Lotan the Boiled seeks to engulf the world in flesh-scalding steam.
The gargantuan engine of destruction that has slept for centuries. But it has tired of travelling the paths of sleep and dreams…
An elder lich recently returned from a journey across the worlds who seeks an artifact of ancient times.
A regular female Robin Hood with an appreciation for relaxation.
A childlike cat burglar who catches her victims unaware.
When running a new party, get around the question of plot density by having the first discovery to be a deck of fate, or whatever you call it. If you use a real deck, you should definitely stack it to have the desired outcome, which is to curse the party to attract weird things to happen and involve them. This should not be told to the players at the time, so that they won't just up and try to get themselves 'decursed'. Though quite why they would want to is beyond me.